My two least favorite words

[elizabells]

"Nurse's discretion"

Translation: we have no intention of giving you any guidance, so you're on your own, but if a family member doesn't like something you said or did, we're totally going to yell at you.

[RNSC]

"Code Pink"

[whodatnurse]

Team player.

Means others get to make me do their work while they goof off.

Yo...where's dat TEAM PLAYER? I've got a 'great OPPORTUNITY' for you...(hehe)...

[TDCHIM]

"Mandatory (unpaid) furloughs"