My poor husband

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It is 4am and of course I'm wide awake and hubby is sound asleep. This is due to me working night shift the past 2 nights so my circadian rhythm is a little jacked up. So palpated a pea sized lump in his testicle.So since our anniversary is Monday (2 years) and I haven't had a clue what to get him, I think I'm going to surprise him with an appt. To the urologist. I'm sure he will think I'm crazy but this is what he signed up for marrying a nurse.

If he didn't wake up during your **examination** maybe a visit to a neurologist would be warranted.

Seriously, best of luck... hope it end's well.

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Whattttttt this thread was edited!!!!! Lol I wish I could've seen the original!

my anniversary was yesterday, I should've taken some more notice :facepalm:

But good luck to you, hope everything goes well!

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If a husband admitted to "palpating" his unconscious wife's genitals, he'd probably be getting accused of sexual battery.

And that's all I have to say about that.

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Oh no, another cat just bit the dust! I am soooo curious what the post(s) before editing... probably nowhere near what my imagination can construct.

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Honestly...I started to comment twice and then deleted the comments. So I'll just say that when I have insomnia I usually read a book or watch some TV.......hope your husband is well.

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If a husband admitted to "palpating" his unconscious wife's genitals, he'd probably be getting accused of sexual battery.

And that's all I have to say about that.

Except hubby was asleep, not unconscious. Perfectly normal for married couples, or SO's to touch and cuddle.

BTW, there was nothing wrong in the first post, IMHO, just TOS issue

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Well then. By all means get him an MD appt. But be sure to examine him more thoroughly while he is awake that day too. After all, its your anniversary ;)

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Ok, I would totally get him the med appt. But maybe not as the present. Just as honey, hey I love you get this checked? Think maybe you are approaching this wrong. Lol.

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If I was examining my husbands testicles while he was sleeping he would be ecstatic...: just saying lol

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If a husband admitted to "palpating" his unconscious wife's genitals, he'd probably be getting accused of sexual battery.

And that's all I have to say about that.

Every party has a pooper , that's why we invited you.

Comment made by dusky jewel, too ironic for words.:roflmao:

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My husband and I are dying laughing reading this thread together! :roflmao:

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