My poor husband

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It is 4am and of course I'm wide awake and hubby is sound asleep. This is due to me working night shift the past 2 nights so my circadian rhythm is a little jacked up. So palpated a pea sized lump in his testicle.So since our anniversary is Monday (2 years) and I haven't had a clue what to get him, I think I'm going to surprise him with an appt. To the urologist. I'm sure he will think I'm crazy but this is what he signed up for marrying a nurse.

I have nothing useful to add to this thread. :p

Except a smiley to show how she "palpated" that lump? :)

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Okay, I was wondering what I was missing based on the first few replies!

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someone needs a hobby...:whistling:

someone needs a hobby...:whistling:

Oh...I think someone already has a hobby. We just read about it. ;)

Hope everything turns out OK

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Tell him what you found, have him check himself and get an appointment.

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At first, I thought this thread would be a real jewel, but it's turned into a bunch of junk. I was hoping to find some nuggets of wisdom about testicular exams, or even some gems about risk factors, but bollocks, this thread has none of that, and it makes me feel as if I'm losing my marbles. Instead of reading any more, I will simply suggest that unless the OP is stones-cold broke, that the husband in question should be taken out for a nice breakfast of huevos or perhaps pancakes with nuts, in addition to the exam for his birthday.

To be serious, though, OP, I hope all is well with the check-up. This can be scary, not knowing.

AOx1, LOL!!! I had a ball reading your post- very well written :).

And PRNq, I truly hope your hubby is ok. Guys can be so weird about going to the doctors, I've had to drag mine in practically kicking and screaming. The lump is likely benign, as most are, but better safe than sorry!

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I will simply suggest that unless the OP is stones-cold broke, that the husband in question should be taken out for a nice breakfast of huevos or perhaps pancakes with nuts, in addition to the exam for his birthday.

Now that would be the whole package!

If I was examining my husbands testicles while he was sleeping he would be ecstatic...: just saying lol

No kidding. And he wouldn't be sleeping for very long! :D

Comment made by dusky jewel, too ironic for words.:roflmao:

That's absolutely one of the funniest posts I have ever seen here. :

No kidding. And he wouldn't be sleeping for very long! :D

Or ticked that he slept through it!

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