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Time for a kid appropriate, Star Wars themed joke....

What do you get when you cross a pirate with an ewok?

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Omgosh...this almost made me cry...I can't cry in front of these high schoolers! They smell fear!

PS I am so ashamed I forgot to wear my Darth Hello Kitty shirt yesterday. Oh well I'll wear it another day.

Omgosh...this almost made me cry...I can't cry in front of these high schoolers! They smell fear!

PS I am so ashamed I forgot to wear my Darth Hello Kitty shirt yesterday. Oh well I'll wear it another day.

Yay!!! Where have you been? Miss you! :)

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Omgosh...this almost made me cry...I can't cry in front of these high schoolers! They smell fear!

PS I am so ashamed I forgot to wear my Darth Hello Kitty shirt yesterday. Oh well I'll wear it another day.

But was it pink?

Is now a good time to mention that I haven't seen Star Wars?

Never saw any of the Star Wars movies? Or just the latest?

Never saw any of the Star Wars movies? Or just the latest?

I know of this one guy whose girlfriend had never seen any of the star wars movies or understood references. He had movie marathon with her starting with the older films and then go into the prequels. When it was revealed Darth Vader is Luke's father he said she almost lost it. She never even heard of the reference and he said her reaction was the best thing ever.

Never saw any of the Star Wars movies? Or just the latest?

The series

I know of this one guy whose girlfriend had never seen any of the star wars movies or understood references. He had movie marathon with her starting with the older films and then go into the prequels. When it was revealed Darth Vader is Luke's father he said she almost lost it. She never even heard of the reference and he said her reaction was the best thing ever.

Spoilers!

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Might fall in the sink hole de mayo after too many margaritas

I know of this one guy whose girlfriend had never seen any of the star wars movies or understood references. He had movie marathon with her starting with the older films and then go into the prequels. When it was revealed Darth Vader is Luke's father he said she almost lost it. She never even heard of the reference and he said her reaction was the best thing ever.

I introduced my wife to Star Wars the same way; we binged watched the first six in two days. She did enjoy it, but I am still the bigger sci-fi nerd :cool:

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I introduced my wife to Star Wars the same way; we binged watched the first six in two days. She did enjoy it, but I am still the bigger sci-fi nerd :cool:

Did the same with my wife, so she would understand what was going on in the new movie. :yes:

Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
I introduced my wife to Star Wars the same way; we binged watched the first six in two days. She did enjoy it, but I am still the bigger sci-fi nerd :cool:

Did the same with my wife, so she would understand what was going on in the new movie. :yes:

You guys know how to train your women up right!!

Specializes in Pediatrics/Developmental Pediatrics/Research/psych.
I know of this one guy whose girlfriend had never seen any of the star wars movies or understood references. He had movie marathon with her starting with the older films and then go into the prequels. When it was revealed Darth Vader is Luke's father he said she almost lost it. She never even heard of the reference and he said her reaction was the best thing ever.

Now you spoiled it for those who have never watched...

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