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March 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Each month, we invite readers to suggest a funny caption for our cartoon; readers can vote on their favorite; the winner will get $100.

Can you help us out?

To participate please follow the Caption Contest Rules below.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ March 2014 Top 8 Captions - Help Select Winner

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    No matter how many clocks I have, I still don't have enough time in the day to get everything done.

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    "accurately satisfactory on time!" :)

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    "At 3:00 the nurse is responsible for synchronizing the clocks. This must be co-signed by another RN in the log book and also entered into the computer. This important task can NEVER be delegated to unlicensed staff!"

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    There are alarms set on all of them, so I'm not late to clinicals.

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    "Time to start getting ready for the 06:00 shift change."

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    "This is the only way I can keep daylight savings time straight."

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    They're supposed to help with my time management skills

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    Gotta love spring forward !!! Thank Goodness the clocks change automatically, but now my vitals are off :(

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    We got it! We got it! We got it! Everything must be done by 3 o'clock...

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    Do any of these show 24 hour time?

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    Sheesh, we just had the meeting about hourly rounding at lunch. Administration doesn't mess around.

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    Ugh, that one in the top corner is a minute off. That's going to bug me for the rest of the day.

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