You know you're a midwife when you talk about ordering a pizza while you are examining a warm, bloody placenta! Or when the smell of poop gets you excited because you know a baby is likely to follow!
You know you're a midwife when you talk about ordering a pizza while you are examining a warm, bloody placenta! Or when the smell of poop gets you excited because you know a baby is likely to follow!
...you wonder why you have the tune "some where over the rainbow" stuck in your head....
....you lie in bed at night before dozing off thinking about what you could have done differently or what you can do to help a lonely, confused resident.
Red Kryptonite
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...you can change six BM briefs in a row, and then sit down at the desk and eat a Tootsie Roll before you realize what you're doing.