It wouldn't be the first day back from spring break....

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without lice!!! Kid (repeat offender) comes down 1 hour and 15 minutes after the start of school and, sure enough, she has lice. I call mom who doesn't believe me. She takes her merry time coming in to get student. Once she arrives, I take my licemeister comb (fyi - to any passersby - this tool is as essential to school nursing as the thermometer) and pull 4 louse out of kid's hair. Two of them were mating at the time (I'm such a killjoy).

Mom is so disgusted she won't even touch her kid. She wraps the kid's head up in a shirt.

Dad called the Board of Health. He threatened to do this last time she had lice after he schooled the principal on how lice can live up to 3 weeks off a human head. Clearly she got 4 louse in her hair from the hour she spent in the classroom this morning. My non-nurse supervisor directed me to perform a full class lice check. Nada. Zilch. Negative on all other clients.

FWIW, I checked this student the day before spring break and called her mom to report nits.

Or Marvin. Yeeeea, baby...

60 seconds? I was not aware of the mating habits of lice.

I did stick them in a plastic bag to allow them to continue. Who am I to interrupt the down and dirty time of lice.

Or Joe Cocker...

"You can leave your hat on!!!!"

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
60 seconds? I was not aware of the mating habits of lice.

I did stick them in a plastic bag to allow them to continue. Who am I to interrupt the down and dirty time of lice.

Now THAT is compassion!!

Specializes in school nurse.
New protocol....Barry White music prior to comb through. Lice lives matter.

Well, at least they can get their last ya-yas before meeting certain death at the hands of some of the infamous louse assassins on this site.

60 seconds? I was not aware of the mating habits of lice.

I did stick them in a plastic bag to allow them to continue. Who am I to interrupt the down and dirty time of lice.

Try to imagine, if you will, the human equivalent of this...

Now THAT is compassion!!

I strive for compassion.

I feel like the occasional pop-in poster believes we school nurses lack compassion sometimes.

Try to imagine, if you will, the human equivalent of this...

Mating in a plastic bag under the watchful eyes of a school nurse 83466332966x my size? Awesome.

Specializes in IMC, school nursing.
Mating in a plastic bag under the watchful eyes of a school nurse 83466332966x my size? Awesome.

For those of us that believe in God, that's exactly what we are.:blink:

Mating in a plastic bag under the watchful eyes of a school nurse 83466332966x my size? Awesome.

Did you read Under the Dome?

Specializes in Hospice.
Did you read Under the Dome?

Lol alien Special Snowflakes!!

Mating in a plastic bag under the watchful eyes of a school nurse 83466332966x my size? Awesome.

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