Is This Bullying?

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The unit ran out of red Jello. The Nurse Manager knows it's my favorite flavor. :sneaky:

This is why it is best to stay at the bedside. Although those with doctorates in jellology have studied the matter with great interest, the Ivory Tower of jello is not, in fact, of any relevance to real nursing. Also, it is markedly unstable and unsafe to inhabit due to all that wiggling. I would say that we need to tear it down and eat it with a side of our young, then rebuild it fresh, but sadly, it is not very tasty as it is ivory, and therefore made of unflavored jello.

Arrrgghh... Red Jell-O leads to elephant poaching...

Or did you mean the soap?

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Arrrgghh... Red Jell-O leads to elephant poaching...

Or did you mean the soap?

If the poster meant soap, Ivory would have been capitalized! :sarcastic:

I don't know why I'm typing this because I'm guilty of being grammar/spelling mistake phobic. :nailbiting:

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If the poster meant soap, Ivory would have been capitalized! :sarcastic:

Stop bullying me, you mean old crone!

You just hate me because I'm beautiful (yikes, where's the Zofran?)

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Specializes in ER/Emergency Behavioral Health....

I went to the grocery store today and I saw a sign for jello and just started laughing to myself.

Thanks guys, people think I'm a weirdo now :)

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Specializes in Maternity.

Bad news for jello???

http://www.chicagobusiness.com/article/20140822/NEWS07/140829940/whats-wrong-with-jell-o

There is a jello museum in New York? Who knew?

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Specializes in Nursing Professional Development.

I prefer Jello pudding to the actual geletin products. Does that make me some sort of wierd "amost-nurse" wannabe?

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Specializes in Emergency/Trauma/Critical Care Nursing.
My grandmother used to put shredded carrots in her jello.

Get passionate about that!!

:rolleyes:

That's Jell-ocide Lmao how awful!

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Wait, waitwaitwait...y'all are talking about jello.

But what about pudding?

Exactly!! Make mines CHOCOLATE!!! :yes:

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Specializes in Peds, Med-Surg, Disaster Nsg, Parish Nsg.

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!

We cannot talk about pudding. That is totally off-topic and will derail the thread. We can't risk that.

Get this Jello train back on the track.

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I don't like giving Jello. But I want to work on a unit that gives a lot of Jello. If I get a job there do you think the other nurses will mind giving all my Jello for me? After all, it will only take them a few minutes.

My religion doesn't allow for me to give Jello to others, when I know it's not something I condone myself. If my religious convictions prevent me from assisting in Jello-involved procedures, can I refuse?

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I tried to quit this thread but "They just keeping pulling back in"! ( in Al Pacino voice)

~if your not a Godfather fan, you won't understand~

I guess they made you an offer you could not refuse... :sarcastic:

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Specializes in Oncology/Haemetology/HIV.

I am a devout orthodox pudding nurse. I am aware that living in the jello belt that most nurses here believe in jello instead. Often they try to proselytize to me, by sending me jello recipes or bringing jello molds and salads to potlucks on the unit. I have smiled, accepted there belief and ignored any slight.

Last holiday season, I brought a lovely banana pudding to the potluck. Several nurses complained that political correctness has started a "War on Jello", and now won't speak to me.

Why can't Jello nurses accept the same societal conditions that Pudding nurses and even Yogurt nurses have lived with since modern hospitals were developed. Why is every incidence of pudding acceptance treated as a personal offense against jello.

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