Is This Bullying?

[roser13]

The unit ran out of red Jello. The Nurse Manager knows it's my favorite flavor.

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

Do Eagles even like red jello? and how are they supposed to eat it without snapping the spoon off with those sharp beaks?

Or is this some way for them COB's to squeeze some political agenda into this thread.....Some people just don't believe in the eagle being the token bird for America. With that being said, I would never, ever, let my personal views interfere with my nursing practice. Even though this eagle thing and the red jello burns my butt....

[Elle23]

Now THAT is crossing a line!! Next you will be asking if I want some whipped cream with that......GEEZ.

My grandmother used to put shredded carrots in her jello.

Get passionate about that!!

[wooh, BSN, RN]

Nurses would never have anything to do with passionfruit jello. It would give our patients and the general public the wrong idea about us. Passionfruit jello? Next you'll be go go dancing!

[wooh, BSN, RN]

the red jello burns my butt....

Because you aren't an RN. Don't you know it is outside the LPN scope of practice to partake in red jello? Only yellow jello for LPNs. You aren't professional enough to understand how to use red jello and not get diarrhea. If you were a REAL nurse, you'd know diarrhea causes a burned butt.

[wooh, BSN, RN]

Were you all called to eat red jello?

[enuf_already]

Not if you do it right. I learned the right way in my simulation lab at Jello University.

Do you mean Jello University the for-profit, accelerated program? You know they are not accredited and you'll never be able to find a job to pay off that ridiculous seven figure student loan. What were you thinking?

You should have considered going to Wiggle Wiggle Community College because their credits are transferable for higher education and their graduates get hired immediately.

Were you all called to eat red jello?

There's only one reason to eat red Jell-O and that's for the money... Really, dyed horse hoofs? Does PETA know about this rampant disregard for animals?

And while I'm thinking about it... Only doctorates really know wassup with the Jell-O. As said Dr. Cos, mmmm.

[AOx1]

And while I'm thinking about it... Only doctorates really know wassup with the Jell-O. As said Dr. Cos, mmmm.

This is why it is best to stay at the bedside. Although those with doctorates in jellology have studied the matter with great interest, the Ivory Tower of jello is not, in fact, of any relevance to real nursing. Also, it is markedly unstable and unsafe to inhabit due to all that wiggling. I would say that we need to tear it down and eat it with a side of our young, then rebuild it fresh, but sadly, it is not very tasty as it is ivory, and therefore made of unflavored jello.

[Roman1]

How rude of you to comment on my gasseousness. Red jello does not cause farts, unicorn or otherwise.

Now green jello is another topic altogether! Since green jello=salad=green veggies, of course those green jello eaters are gaseous. We COBs know better.

You COBs don't know better, because you chart lies about jello and don't admit to it. It's more honest to just say you lying about charting that you turn your jello q2hrs, and release it from restraints for ROM. Instead of leading the other newbies to believe you actually only chart what you do!

I know now this because I follow your jello charting, and it does not match up with the Glucometer readings. Lol hehehe

PS:

JBudd I hope your are doing well. I read your arm pitts post. You are one strong and brave crusty old bat who I admire and love your sense of humor! :)

[VivaLaVespaGirl, BSN, MSN]

You guys, in all seriousness. If I don't like jello, can I still be a nurse?

[icuRNmaggie, BSN, RN]

You COBs don't know better, because you chart lies about jello and don't admit to it. It's more honest to just say you lying about charting that you turn your jello q2hrs, and release it from restraints for ROM. Instead of leading the other newbies to believe you actually only chart what you do!

I know now this because I follow your jello charting, and it does not match up with the Glucometer

That thread went off the rails and then peanut gallery had to chime in and thank each other for their jello integrity.

It was beyond absurd and reminded me of the movie ELF when the boy yells at Santa

"You sit on a throne of LIES!!!"

[icuRNmaggie, BSN, RN]

It was a sentinel red jello event when the ER doctor brought his terrier dog to work in a carrier and put it under the desk!

When I tried to report this huge violation of jello policy and procedure fifty nurses told me to mind my own business and some Australian nurse even called me "an officious little prat!"

I need to know, like right away, is this bullying?