Is This Bullying?

Published

The unit ran out of red Jello. The Nurse Manager knows it's my favorite flavor. :sneaky:

Specializes in Geriatrics, Dialysis.
I gave red jello to a patient last night without an order. Will I loose my license? Will I be fined by HIPPA?

Your license is probably safe unless one of the COB's saw it and turns you in. I am pretty sure that is a HIPPO violation though.

Up Vote Up Vote ×
Nurses would never have anything to do with passionfruit jello. It would give our patients and the general public the wrong idea about us. Passionfruit jello? Next you'll be go go dancing!

Stop-Stop dancing. It is not stripping so....

Up Vote Up Vote ×
Because you aren't an RN. Don't you know it is outside the LPN scope of practice to partake in red jello? Only yellow jello for LPNs. You aren't professional enough to understand how to use red jello and not get diarrhea. If you were a REAL nurse, you'd know diarrhea causes a burned butt.

But I like, DO everything and more an RN does for less money. And in my state we can do red jello if co-eaten by an RN.

Except in LTC, where I am EXPECTED to give 90 residents red jello. But the count is off, so they are now trying to fire me. Which has happend in these red jello situations 15 times in the last 2 years.

Up Vote Up Vote ×
Were you all called to eat red jello?

It's my dreammmmmm!!!

But I can't seem to get a job in this jello world, even though I graduated the Cosby Academy of Jello And Other Powdered Products That Turn Into Dessert When Adding Water And/ Or Milk with a 5.2 and was president of the Jello Forever sorority, and my preceptor LOVED me and I got an A+++ in compassionate jello serving. It is because I wear nice clothes and have a fancy phone and purse.

Up Vote Up Vote ×
I am a devout orthodox pudding nurse. I am aware that living in the jello belt that most nurses here believe in jello instead. Often they try to proselytize to me, by sending me jello recipes or bringing jello molds and salads to potlucks on the unit.

Noooo, say it aint so... :nailbiting:

Up Vote Up Vote ×
Specializes in CEN, CFRN, PHRN, RCIS, EMT-P.

Admin, I think it's safe to say this thread has been hijacked by the sweet tooth fairies. Time to close it :D

Up Vote Up Vote ×
Specializes in L&D, Women's Health.
Ok you unprofessional crusty old "gasbag" bats. You are all bullies! How dare you have me finish charting, so I can't have my jello lunch! Your only doing it because you are crusty and hoarding all of the jello to yourselves. I'm a special snowflake, so your not going to get away with it. I'm telling on you to the NM, the CNO, HR and the..... Jello police. You won't get away with it!

hahahaha!

Crunch, crunch:sneaky:

Up Vote Up Vote ×
Specializes in L&D, Women's Health.

Oh, no . . .

Jell-O Can't Stop Slippery Sales Slide - DailyFinance

Up Vote Up Vote ×
I am a devout orthodox pudding nurse. I am aware that living in the jello belt that most nurses here believe in jello instead. Often they try to proselytize to me, by sending me jello recipes or bringing jello molds and salads to potlucks on the unit. I have smiled, accepted there belief and ignored any slight.

Last holiday season, I brought a lovely banana pudding to the potluck. Several nurses complained that political correctness has started a "War on Jello", and now won't speak to me.

Why can't Jello nurses accept the same societal conditions that Pudding nurses and even Yogurt nurses have lived with since modern hospitals were developed. Why is every incidence of pudding acceptance treated as a personal offense against jello.

I tried to hit "Like" multiple times, but it wouldn't let me.

Do you suppose the computer KNOWS my Jell0 intentions as is purposely limiting me? Wouldn't you say that would be considered computer bullying.

My computer is bullying me. Over Jello. I think I've had it!

Up Vote Up Vote ×
Sounds like he might be a gigolo on the prowl for female Jello jigglers.

Oh, wow, OUCH! LOL....groan.

Up Vote Up Vote ×
.....and some Australian nurse even called me "an officious little prat!"

I need to know, like right away, is this bullying?

I suspect that any time the words "officious" and "prat" are used in the same sentence, there's got to be bullying at stake. Honestly.

Up Vote Up Vote ×

There is a jello museum in New York? Who knew?

Like we needed another reason to love the Big Apple! :D

Up Vote Up Vote ×
+ Join the Discussion