Is This Bullying?

[roser13]

The unit ran out of red Jello. The Nurse Manager knows it's my favorite flavor.

[JustBeachyNurse, LPN]

Wait.... There is special snowflake jello? My mommy says I am special. Snowflakes are pretty. I want special snowflake jello. I want it now! (Said in the voice of Veruca Salt)

Special snowflake jello. It's odorless and only for the elite special.

[That Guy, BSN, RN, EMT-B]

Those foreign nurses were whispering about jello rojo and jello verde.

Is this bullying?

Nope.

THATS RACIST!

[Ruas61, BSN, RN]

Bill Cosby wants to buy ad time for jello pops. Do I get a cut if I help broker the deal?

[studentnursemon86]

Ok seriously people. Starting my first semester of nursing school in 5 days and I didn't know what kind of back pack I can get to fit the most amount of jello cups. I need to know what backpack and what size jello. Are red jello cups bigger or smaller than green jello?!

Also, at what rate do you administer the jello? Is it mg/kg/day or is there an IV or IM form??

Maybe a jello suppository?

I need to know ASAP or my nursing instructor will laugh at me and I will never be an RN.

[icuRNmaggie, BSN, RN]

A patient asked the multidisciplinary team member for jello and the multidisciplinary team member walked past the kitchen to tell the nurse to get her some jello.

The nurse said did you tell her you would get her some jello.

Uh huh.

Nurse says then go get it.

Is this bullying?

[RNsRWe, ASN, RN]

Will I lose my license for eating green and purple jello?

Nah, but you might LOOSE your license

[RNsRWe, ASN, RN]

So, if I sign a contract that requires me to work for a facility for 2 years, but I want out of it in ten days, do I have to give back all the Jello I got as a sign-on bonus??

I mean, seriously, they can't expect me to hold up my end of the agreement, can they? The lure of the free Jello was just too good to pass up!

[RNsRWe, ASN, RN]

I want one.

[Rose_Queen, BSN, MSN, RN]

It's a good thing I knew what this thread was about when I opened it up today- otherwise, I'd be out looking for a new, non-wine covered computer! Beverage alert needed for the uninitiated?

So, if I sign a contract that requires me to work for a facility for 2 years, but I want out of it in ten days, do I have to give back all the Jello I got as a sign-on bonus??

I mean, seriously, they can't expect me to hold up my end of the agreement, can they? The lure of the free Jello was just too good to pass up!

Of course you won't be expected to hold up your end of the agreement! After all, they should expect everyone to quit as soon as that dream job comes along. No need to stay at a job and get competent when you won't be working there forever!

[RNIBCLC]

I want one.

And of course... The jello is red!!!!! Tee hee hee....

[Rose_Queen, BSN, MSN, RN]

I want one.

Me too! I've never made jello shots but have had a few in the past- must say, the red jello one are not my favorite, but that leaves more for all of you red jello lovers and more green/lemon/whatever jello for me!

[RNsRWe, ASN, RN]

Private video of me on Nurses' Night Out :)

Do you think it'd be ok to put it on Facebook and caption it "I Hate My Boss"? They can't fire me for that, right?