If I Murder A Co-worker, How To Hide The Body??

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So here is the scenario: step-down for by-pass surgery/thorocotomy patients..first time in the unit; 3 patients - one DOS, the other two matching thorocotomy with "issues".

I was assigned to this floor the past two days - I never complain about my assignment from Central Staffing BUT, these ignorant women wouldn't take time to say HI, let alone show me where things were....the paper work is redundant - paper plus computer and the flow sheet doesn't flow, you need an interpretor.

The oldest RN (not in charge) for my 2 nights is what I call a "pot stirrer" - you know, if it's quiet, she will have to start something so she can either be a martyr or a saviour...

One of my patients went bad mid-shift - I got orders for boluses, Dopamine, the usual. She "volunteered" to go over to CVICU across the hall and retrieve Hespan - I stupidly trusted her and asked her to update the charge who was over there for most of the night....

When Charge came around 3 hours later, I pulled her aside and said I would like to update her on my patient....she started yelling "why wasn't I told"... I said, I asked Nurse Ratchet to update you when she went for the Hespan.... she said, '"OH, SHE DIDN'T TELL ME WHAT WAS GOING ON, SHE SAID SHE HAD TO HELP YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE DROWNING"....it took every bit of will power....I straightened things out with her and went about my business.

They sent me back there last night and she started some more crap the minute I left for lunch. The same patient had pain-control issues all day, the daughter was so upset she threatened the day nurse ... I had the woman comfortable or I would never have left for the brief time it took to drop off some stuff on another floor for a friend who wanted to borrow some CCRN prep books.... I return and the ***** is in my room - BOTh my pain patient and my nutty patient (who finally slept) were up and awake....she said she heard my patient moaning.... the roommate said that the nurse came in and woke them both up...now she is nutty but not confused.

I was confronted with her present by the Charge (a different charge) and I explained what I had done, what I had planned, etc.... he later took me aside and apologized and said to the effect she is a schemer.

To cap it off, no one answered the call light in the corner room near mine so I did....the guy wanted a drink - done....I leave the room, the light goes on again, oops, a mistake....I turn it off and as I leave the room, it trips again..... I discover he has turned the control over and laid it on his knee and the knee is just enough to set it off...I fix it and as I leave the room and walk down the hall, I hear the ***** say: " geez, can't she even fix a call light".

Thanks, needed to vent.......

Specializes in most of them.

A body of water, a boat, a loose anchor. Need I say more?

Anywhere they are pouring large amounts of concrete.

Specializes in psych. rehab nursing, float pool.

I realize this is about a year beyond the event. It has captured my imagination.

Small amounts of arsnic in her beverage of choice , not enough to kill her, just enough to make her sick enough to be hospitalized. I would then find out where she was admitted and then make sure someone I was assigned her care....... let your imagination run from there lol teeheee

Specializes in ortho/neuro/general surgery.

put a large amount of Ativan Intensol in her coffee, then put a bullet in her and dump her off in front of another ER

There's always second-hand smoke.

this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time!!! :chuckleTHANKS.

I did see on one of the crime shows that succenylcholine can't be detected in an autopsy....then you wouldn't have to worry about hiding the body. (they only caught the lady (nurse!!!) cuz she told her friends about it) some people are just too stupid! lol

Specializes in NICU.
this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time!!! :chuckleTHANKS.

I did see on one of the crime shows that succenylcholine can't be detected in an autopsy....then you wouldn't have to worry about hiding the body. (they only caught the lady (nurse!!!) cuz she told her friends about it) some people are just too stupid! lol

Oooh, but it CAN be detected in a wound track if it's given IM! I saw that on a crime show too. And I swear... I swear I remember something about it elevating either an enzyme or an electrolyte (something makes me want to say potassium) that's detectable in the vitreous fluid in the eye. They caught a surgeon who killed his wife that way, and she'd been buried for a long time before they exhumed her and did some tests.

Specializes in Coronary Rehab Unit.
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"Crush, Kill, Destroy" Now what television program did this come from?

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Hmmmm, why that would be none other than an episode of "Lost In Space," no ??? ;) :cool:

.... sorry to be replying to such an old thread, but I didn't dig it up...heh

Sounds like on that floor you should have plenty of people to help you hide the body:wink2::wink2:

I'm sorry but I'm having a crappy day, and you guys are making me laugh my head off. I think my masochistic side is coming thru!!

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:D:smokin::yeah:

At work fed up and bored and I laughed so loud I upset the silence thank you as I am wiping the tears from my eyes

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