I need a SALTINE !

[Keepstanding]

I need a SALTINE......can anyone help me out ?

[Flare, ASN, BSN]

I've been stuck in Boston for the last 36 hours with all my eighth graders. I need something stronger than a saltine. A triscuit maybe?

[Farawyn]

I've been stuck in Boston for the last 36 hours with all my eighth graders. I need something stronger than a saltine. A triscuit maybe?

Um, no.

You need a RITZ, baby.

[Farawyn]

I'm having saltines tomorrow after school with my sweet petunia. Saltines with raw oysters, horse radish, red sauce and Tabasco on top. With Bud Light of course. Is that helpful?

The rule for oysters is that they are the best in months that end in an R, yet are edible in months that contain an R.

"May. Hmm..."

-says the girl from a town known as Oyster Bay, Long Island.

[OldDude]

I've been stuck in Boston for the last 36 hours with all my eighth graders. I need something stronger than a saltine. A triscuit maybe?

Tequila

[Lev, MSN, RN, NP]

Would you like some gingerale with that?

[Been there,done that, ASN, RN]

Best not eat the crackers from the hospital pantry.... grounds for immediate dismissal,

And don't you dare wash it down with water at the desk!

[Scrubs_n_sirens, MSN, RN]

Best not eat the crackers from the hospital pantry.... grounds for immediate dismissal,

And don't you dare wash it down with water at the desk!

*Steals saltines to bathroom like the filthy illicit saltine eating thug I am.*

[DEgalRN]

Best not eat the crackers from the hospital pantry.... grounds for immediate dismissal,

And don't you dare wash it down with water at the desk!

I'm going for the graham crackers from the pantry, not the saltines!

[NutmeggeRN, BSN]

Your choice of flavor!

All of the above!!

[NutmeggeRN, BSN]

Um, no.

You need a RITZ, baby.

As in the Ritz Carlton, with lots of room service!!!

[NutmeggeRN, BSN]

Tequila

YES!!!!

[knurse10]

Is someone pregnant :) ?