I need a SALTINE !

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I need a SALTINE......can anyone help me out ? :yes:

Specializes in School Nursing, Hospice,Med-Surg.

My Saltines have reached their peak level of healthy staleness. They are literally in their prime. It's practically like taking vitamins eating my saltines right now. They're the hidden gem of the school.

Today I ate my entire salad without a single interruption. The lettuce didn't go soggy while I put band-aids on non-existent injuries or made ice packs for ankles that just made a popping sound.

I sat there & ate a salad, one bite after the next. I think that's how the other "normal" people eat. It was good practice for summer, I think.

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