I Hope You people are never my nurses.

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Because I hope I neve get sick again, and ever require your services. Not because I question your competence I would just rather avoid any situation that neccesitates putting me in your care.

This thread was meant as humor if I have crossed a line mods please shut it down. I meant to add amusement to people's lives not trivialize things.

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I always tell my ED patients that it's been great taking care of them and I hope to never seen them again. :roflmao:

Perfect example of double entendre. It must be at least a couple of minutes once they're out the door that it dawns on them that a hangnail is not an emergency. But EMTALA being what it is....

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You know the downside of that though. When your nurse robot came home it would likely be programmed to endlessly lecture you on the dangers of consuming to much chocolate cake.

I want a Baymax.

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Specializes in Pediatric Critical Care.

aw man i had popcorn ready and everything

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Specializes in PCCN.

I sometimes say "I hope I never see you again" but usually follow it up with ,"unless in the mall or something " lol. Makes it seem less rude, even though we all mean well by it :up:

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Specializes in M/S, Pulmonary, Travel, Homecare, Psych..
I always tell my ED patients that it's been great taking care of them and I hope to never seen them again. :roflmao:

I too, tell my patients (that I feel can appreciate the humor), that "We hope to never see ya in here again"

I knew a doctor who just did not cope well with a specific frequent admit patient. She did more than push his buttons. She pressed the button and held it firmly until she was gone........ then she'd be back again in three weeks.

Whenever he wrote her discharge instructions, he'd poke his head in her room and say "All the orders for your discharge are on the books. Make sure you keep the paperwork and bring it with you to the ER in three weeks. I put some things in there for your admit."

(facepalms)

Poor girl thought he was being nice, funny.

In the end it bit him in the ass cause she always requested him when she came back: "Cause he just so funny."

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Specializes in Family Nurse Practitioner.
I always tell my ED patients that it's been great taking care of them and I hope to never seen them again. :roflmao:

Ha! I say the same things sometimes.

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I want a Baymax.

Excellent choice likely it would making lifting patients much safer for everyone.

My choice would be WALL-E, but really that is a sentimental choice. I suppose to I might take him to the park to let women comment how cute he is to start up a conversation, and put those puppy toting men to SHAME!

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Specializes in Leadership, Psych, HomeCare, Amb. Care.
I want a Baymax.

everytime I heard that name in the movie, my brain went to "Betamax." A quick AltaVista search revealed I wasn't the only one. :geek:

At least 1/2 of our members are probably too young to have a clue as to what I'm talking about.

:sarcastic:

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everytime I heard that name in the movie, my brain went to "Betamax." A quick AltaVista search revealed I wasn't the only one. :geek:

At least 1/2 of our members are probably too young to have a clue as to what I'm talking about.

:sarcastic:

The video system that got beat out by vhs. It's ok I was raised on vhs, and they are gone.

Soon enough I will be explaining to my children how we actually had to use our fingers to manipulate electronics rather than a neural interface.

To which I will hear "My gosh how did you survive without an I stand neural acess to Star Wars episode twenty?"

"To to which I will respond let me show you the original unaltered footage of vhs format of the original Star Wars trilogy from which Disney may pry from my cold dead hands." As long as my death is featured subliminally I wouldn't want the children to consciously be exposed to that.

Its ok I would hate for children to have to choose between phone and Internet like I did as a child.

Irs great they got that straightened out with smart phones.

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everytime I heard that name in the movie, my brain went to "Betamax." A quick AltaVista search revealed I wasn't the only one. :geek:

At least 1/2 of our members are probably too young to have a clue as to what I'm talking about.

:sarcastic:

AltaVista in a Netscape browser! :D

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