Happily Addicted to allnurses.com

  1. (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

    Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
    From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
    I'm happy -- although
    my boss let me go --
    Addicted to allnurses - dot- com

    All night long, I sit clicking,
    Unaware time is ticking,
    There's food on my cheek,
    Same clothes for a week,
    Addicted to allnurses - dot - com
    Friends come by; they shake me, saying, "yo, man!
    It's time to find a nursing job for Mom."
    With a listless shrug, I mutter "no, man;
    I'll be here at allnurses - dot - com!"

    I don't phone, don't send faxes,
    Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
    Who cares if someday
    They drag me away?
    I'm addicted to allnurses - dot - com

    Happ-i-ly, ad-dict-ed to all - nurses - dot - com!!!!!

    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Dec 22, '16
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    About tnbutterfly, BSN, RN Admin

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    allnurses Content/Community Director; from US
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  3. by   sirI
    That is TOO funny, tn.

    hahahahahahahahahaha -
  4. by   EricJRN
    Wow! Excellent work! Now we have a theme song.
  5. by   weetziebat
    Yep, know the feeling. Love your song!
  6. by   VivaLasViejas
    I love it!!!
  7. by   JaxiaKiley
    Haha, that is greatness!
  8. by   muffie
    been there, done that, wrote the book !
  9. by   EmerNurse
    I'll be humming that all night long!! Well done!
  10. by   live4today
    How ingenious! I luv it!!! :roll :roll :roll
    Last edit by brian on Dec 2, '10 : Reason: removed whole quote
  11. by   CHATSDALE
    ***you been peeking into my window***

    maybe i've been reported per family
  12. by   muffie
    Callouses On Me Two Typing Fingers
  13. by   psychonurse
    There are times that I feel that way also but with less than 1000 posts I don't think that I am addicted as badly as some, but I really need to spend more time in here......this is a place that my culture lives LOL.....Nice song though and I will probably have it in the brain for the next few days....Love you all allnurses.com
  14. by   Brian
    That's hilarious! Thanks for sharing