Celebrity Patients - Who would you want?

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Living in the "Entertainment Capitol of the World", we get a lot of celebs in the hospitals. In addition, there are the one's who live here, commute here, work part-time here and occasionally need home health, hospice, etc.

My first assignment as a Nurse Case Manager was to a show on the Strip for the headliner, cast, and crew. No, this wasn't one of the 'showgirl' shows (did that too), this was one of the many broadway-based shows. When any of member of the show had an injury, I was called to get them to a doctor appropriate for the injury, meet them at the doctor's office to make sure they were seen NOW, go in with them to the doctor, make sure their needs were met, and relate all important info to the show manager. Yes, some of it meant going the extra mile and picking them up at their home and taking them to the appointment (MY KNEE! MY KNEE! I need help! :rolleyes: ). That was just the tip of the iceberg - not to mention teaching about injuries, having to develop treatment plans for the injuries they could sustain from the choreography and the elaborate costumes with the physical therapist. Rendering first aid from burns from the pyrotechnics, etc. It was a lot!!

Now, I was a rather naive girl growing up, and had never been exposed to "alternative" lifestyles so up close and personal before :eek: . Dealing with sooo many different personalities, extremes, and DRAMA kept me on my toes. After a year with this show, I was being called by cast members on anything from how to manage the $4,000 a week they were getting so they had money if they didn't get signed on the next contract, to crying with a cast member who learned his partner was dying of AIDS. It didn't matter if what was wrong had anything to do with the show or not, I was "their nurse". :kiss

The other fun part was having to go out and interview the physicians that the show manager wanted me to hand-select to treat their celebrities. Wow, a nurse deciding a physician's fate for once! (ego boost! :devil: ). It was a GREAT job. It was sad because shows do end at some point and folks with stars in their eyes don't always get their $4000 a week (and that was just the supporting cast!) contract renewed, but it was a great reward for this nurse who didn't feel she could do bedside care anymore. At the last performance, I was given a panoramic picture of the cast and crew with all their signatures in a frame saying, "Thank you, our Angel". :)

I have worked with more celebs since then, but, if I could pick one celebrity I'd like to have as a patient, bedside, I'd pick Harrison Ford. He's seems pretty cool to me.

Who would you want?

Just give me George Clooney or Pierce Brosnan in one of those hospital gowns :D ;)

amblessing,

..........AMEN...........

"pun intended"

I hope noone minds but I absolutely had to renew this one. Man I missed some really good threads over the years.

Hands down it would be our beloved president:( After waiting 10+ minutes for his urinal and then offering my apology in the form of "I'm sorry sir, since we lost OT, we are being forced to work extra shits and this is the end of my 3rd straight 16 hr shift (and 4th out of 5 days) so I'm absolutely exhausted. Also, unfortunately we aren't given adequate staff even though the hospitals have saved a little money for the CEOs. I suggest you write your congressman." Is this bad of me?:saint:

KEANU REEVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would love him as a patient.

Can I help you with a shave Mr. Reeves? Are you warm enough-do you need an extra blanket? But I could never help him change into another gown- my heart just couldn't take it.

Specializes in ICU, CM, Geriatrics, Management.

NO MATTER WHAT TIME SHE COMES IN, I'd be ready to sponge Laetitia Casta!

And If I'm at home, no prob -- just call. (Plus, I won't even punch in.)

:eek:

WHOA!!! What is everyone talking about when they say that Sean Connery has a rep for beating his wife? All that I've ever heard is that blown-way-out-of-proportion Barbara Walters interview. She asked him something like, "What would you do if your wife ever hit you?" and he responded with something like, "Hit her back." That got blown up into reporters saying that he thought men should hit women, etc., etc. Connery later said that all that he meant was that it didn't matter WHO hit him, and that if anyone hit him, he would hit them back - didn't matter if it was a man, woman, or martian.

Did I miss something?

As for celebs to care for... Pierce Brosnan! But, I would probably lose my job for being under the influence of a narcotic (his voice!)

Specializes in Oncology, Cardiology, ER, L/D.

Oh man, good to see this thread back, now that I have time to post something! Let's see, definitely agree with the Keanu Reeves post!:p Also, Ben Affleck, I personally like him so much better when he is a little scruffy, not all glossy like Jlo. Ricky Martin, Hugh Jackman, Matthew McConnaghey, George Cloony, Brad Pitt, Dave Gahan, Trent Reznor, Eddie Vedder, ..... Whew, I could go on but I might need an AED so I could shock myself after thinking about all these beautiful men!

As for women patients, I would love to take care of Madonna, Condeleeza Rice, Missy Elliot, Jennifer Aniston,.... these women have just gone so far, I would love to talk to them.

Specializes in Emergency room, med/surg, UR/CSR.

But my choice would be Clay Aikens! He seems like such a genuinely nice guy that I'm sure he would be great to take care of as a patient. Other than that, Mel Gibson, Joey on Friends, Phoebe on Friends.

I did get to take care of a guy once who could have been a stunt double for the Rock! Very nice guy! Married though....boo!

Pam;)

Specializes in Critical Care, ER.

In the lusty girl department: Enrique Iglesias, Brad Pitt, Billy Zane.

In the intellectual stimulus department; Michael Moore, Maya Angelou, Malcolm X, Ghandiji, Charles Baudelaire, my all time favorite poet e.e. cummings, Rabindranath Tagore, Fyodor Dostoyevsky.

In the funny man department; John Leguizamo, Chris Rock, Margaret Cho, the guy from In Living Color who played Don Kindg in Ali- what's his name again?

In the crazy cool chic department; Angelina Jolie, Pink, Foxy Brown, Winona Ryder, Sophie B. Hawkins.

In the awesome musicians department; Neena Simone, Rakim, Prince, Common, Freddy Mercury, Tupac, Al Green, Steven Tyler, Beethoven, Miles Davis, John Lennon.

In the nice folks I've met on this board department everybody!

No one. I would not wish for anyone to be in a situation where they would need a nurse. If you need a nurse you are sick, or injured.

I have cared for a few celebs.

Now if you were asking who would I like to meet and talk with that is a different story.

Cheryl Osborn come immediately to mind.

Specializes in Inpatient Acute Rehab.

Alan Jackson, because he acts like real people.:)

Michael Jordan-- so I can see if he wears boxers or briefs!! :eek:

Oprah Winfrey-- she is awesome!!

Too many others to mention!!!

Specializes in LTC,Hospice/palliative care,acute care.
Originally posted by Agnus

No one. I would not wish for anyone to be in a situation where they would need a nurse. If you need a nurse you are sick, or injured.

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Gosh-aren't we awful nurses.....I wasn't thinking....so sorry
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