Celebrity Patients - Who would you want?

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Living in the "Entertainment Capitol of the World", we get a lot of celebs in the hospitals. In addition, there are the one's who live here, commute here, work part-time here and occasionally need home health, hospice, etc.

My first assignment as a Nurse Case Manager was to a show on the Strip for the headliner, cast, and crew. No, this wasn't one of the 'showgirl' shows (did that too), this was one of the many broadway-based shows. When any of member of the show had an injury, I was called to get them to a doctor appropriate for the injury, meet them at the doctor's office to make sure they were seen NOW, go in with them to the doctor, make sure their needs were met, and relate all important info to the show manager. Yes, some of it meant going the extra mile and picking them up at their home and taking them to the appointment (MY KNEE! MY KNEE! I need help! :rolleyes: ). That was just the tip of the iceberg - not to mention teaching about injuries, having to develop treatment plans for the injuries they could sustain from the choreography and the elaborate costumes with the physical therapist. Rendering first aid from burns from the pyrotechnics, etc. It was a lot!!

Now, I was a rather naive girl growing up, and had never been exposed to "alternative" lifestyles so up close and personal before :eek: . Dealing with sooo many different personalities, extremes, and DRAMA kept me on my toes. After a year with this show, I was being called by cast members on anything from how to manage the $4,000 a week they were getting so they had money if they didn't get signed on the next contract, to crying with a cast member who learned his partner was dying of AIDS. It didn't matter if what was wrong had anything to do with the show or not, I was "their nurse". :kiss

The other fun part was having to go out and interview the physicians that the show manager wanted me to hand-select to treat their celebrities. Wow, a nurse deciding a physician's fate for once! (ego boost! :devil: ). It was a GREAT job. It was sad because shows do end at some point and folks with stars in their eyes don't always get their $4000 a week (and that was just the supporting cast!) contract renewed, but it was a great reward for this nurse who didn't feel she could do bedside care anymore. At the last performance, I was given a panoramic picture of the cast and crew with all their signatures in a frame saying, "Thank you, our Angel". :)

I have worked with more celebs since then, but, if I could pick one celebrity I'd like to have as a patient, bedside, I'd pick Harrison Ford. He's seems pretty cool to me.

Who would you want?

mel gibson, harrison ford RICKY MARTIN!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my!!(fanning self)

I can't help it.........

in all droolin' and dreamin' fashion.......

Sean or Clint.............

k' I am trying to think of a younger actor(chronologically).........maybe Brad Pitt.........Interview with a Vampire.....was pretty intense.........Denzel ..........The Fallen.......The Bone Collector.....Crimson Tide.....

drool......

no i don't want to be their nurse.....maybe give them a massage.........

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T O M ....... S E L L E C K ....... LORD HAVE MERCY...THE MAN IS FINE .

Naww...I couldn't be his nurse...I would be a babbling idiot...:chuckle

DENZEL WASHINGTON !!!!!! OH, somebody help me !!!!!

Oh dear, my heart throbs at the thought of Sean Connery and there is something about Nicholas Cage and over Ricardo Montalban I would drool.

However, my non-actor and most likely to make me a babbling idiot is Placido Domingo!

Hmmmmmm;)

Homer Simpson Pt teaching would be fun.

Oh my gosh! I am still a student, but I can tell you EXACTLY who I would have as my patient and that is Paul Levesque...better known as Triple H the WWF Wrestling Champion! I am absolutely crazy about this man! I have seen him in person at various wrestling events {and yes I know wrestling is fake, it's why they call it entertainment and what makes him a great actor} and he is so awesome.

I could sponge bathe him all all ALL day because he has such a gorgeous body! :eek: I would take such good care of him that after he was well, he would want to come back and make me his personal nurse. :D

Well, that's my two cents! Hey e-nurse....who was the wrestler you got to take care of?

Bonnie :roll :roll :roll

keith urban, just to hear that Austrailian voice! Plus, I have met him once, and he has absolutely gorgeous veins.

Wow, thought it was only me in love with Sean Connery, in spite of the abuse thing.

The real problem with this question is that I think of it from my primary specialty, critical care, and there no one but the visitors can talk much. And what you'd really want is a patient well enough to talk and sick enough to be in the hospital.

Since I have cared for a few celebs in my time, I have found that the character actors were easier to deal with than the "superstars"

But to just sit and chat with as you sometimes, though rarely get to do, it would have to be Paul Newman. There's something about the contrast between his persona as a younger man (and even now) and who he is more and more revealing himself to be that would make for an interesting few minutes.

I would definitely have to choose the WWF wrestlers as well...Hmmm that Rock is mighty fine! :cool: And definitely Jeff Hardy from there as well. I'd love to nurse him back to health while finding out more about his poetry writing and what he uses to dye his hair those funky colors! :)

Well, on a sad note, Robert Urich passed away today after a long battle with cancer :o

He was "Spenser" on Spenser for Hire, and recently "Lazarus". Back in the day he was the star of "Vegas". I always liked him and what he stood for.

I'll miss you Robert...:stone

Speaking of Spenser for Hire, remember the co-star, Avery Brooks - "Hawk"? More recently Capt. Sisko on Deep Space Nine. I could not take care of that man... I'd be arrested....needing suction....:blushkiss

:roll The first person who came to mind is the fine and very sexy Lenny Kravitz! Luv his music - among other things!!

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