Funny Names

[nurserynurse55]

What are some of the funniest names that you guys and gals have seen at work? I'll start

Twins : Roderrick and Roderricka,

Twins : Autumn and Fall

Girl : Asshole (A-sole-lee)

P.s. This thread is just for fun.....

[tryingtohaveitall]

I had a friend tell me the other day that her new niece's name is Urieluriana. She wasn't sure if there was a hyphon or apostrophe in there. Poor baby! (friend agreed this is a terrible name to give a sweet little girl)

[rph3664]

How terrifying. I was just going to post the most awful name that I had ever heard of, with the obligatory disclaimer that it was so out there that I was certain that my informant had made it up. But lo and behold! Le dash ah lives! I heard it from a nurse who knows a teacher of this child. I'm in east Texas now, so this is either one hell of a rumor or the real deal. Of course after a couple of years in the NICU I've realized that you just can't make some of this stuff up. And while you may cease to be surprised you never stop being disgusted. All we can hope is that Le-a and Just Trouble (J.T.) will one day change their names legally to something normal so they can get a job. Pray for the children. The one positive aspect of these tragic names is that lots of them would make fabulous pet names. I've already decided to name my next cat Stevious.

p.s. Another traveler has sworn up and down that she took care of a baby named Poopylickles. Because the parents loved the cutesy nickname so much they made it the baby's given name. I hope that this is pure fiction, but have seen too many bad names to write it off out of hand. Anyone else heard of poor Poopylickles?

My observation is that people with the kinds of names that end up on this board will probably never have gainful employment; they will be lifelong welfare recipients and/or enter the criminal justice system at a very early age. This after a childhood in and out of foster care.

[FA to CRNA2b]

Palestian gal named, Ima Butt. :uhoh21:

[Valerie Salva, BSN, RN]

A whole bunch of these names "Male, Female, lady parts, Shi$head, Orange Jello, Lemon Jello" etc have been reseached and proven false by Snopes.

[eyknough]

I'm not sure if this one's in here yet, but we had a mom want to name her little girl Placenta! She thought it was a pretty sounding name. We've also talked one out of using Candida.

[elizabells, BSN, RN]

We have another Le-Dash-Ah sighting! My coworker's husband is a teacher, and he has a student by that name in high school, so apparently this one's been around a while.

Not... so funny, but I just saw an article about a three yo boy named Adolph Hitler [lastname]. A cake store refused to make a cake with his name on it. Full article here.

[dawngloves, BSN, RN]

Not... so funny, but I just saw an article about a three yo boy named Adolph Hitler [lastname]. A cake store refused to make a cake with his name on it. Full article here.

How about the other two, Joycelynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie . :icon_roll

[kangarooyou]

This is NO lie...I swear on the bible..

This mother had a few babies who had..very unusual names...but the last baby she named, had social services come in and remove part of it...so here it is in full...before ss came in...can you figure out which part of the name they asked her to consider before the birth cert was drawn up?

bikini wanna halta top, top notch, booty shake, no erase Jordan (last name not given due to the all mighty HIPPA)

NO LIE...all her kids began with "bikini wanna"

[Sweeper933]

Not... so funny, but I just saw an article about a three yo boy named Adolph Hitler [lastname]. A cake store refused to make a cake with his name on it. Full article here.

I just saw that article posted on a friends facebook page... seriously!!! What are those parents thinking???

[dawngloves, BSN, RN]

I just saw that article posted on a friends facebook page... seriously!!! What are those parents thinking???

They are thinking," We are the master race and will tell the world that through our children's names!"

[Elvish, BSN, DNP, RN, NP]

And they wonder why nobody will make the kids bday cake. Some people....

[elizabells, BSN, RN]

They eventually got WalMart to make it, apparently. I'd submit it to Cake Wrecks if I had a picture of it.