Funny Names

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What are some of the funniest names that you guys and gals have seen at work? I'll start

Twins : Roderrick and Roderricka,

Twins : Autumn and Fall

Girl : Asshole (A-sole-lee)

P.s. This thread is just for fun.....

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p.s. Another traveler has sworn up and down that she took care of a baby named Poopylickles. Because the parents loved the cutesy nickname so much they made it the baby's given name. I hope that this is pure fiction, but have seen too many bad names to write it off out of hand. Anyone else heard of poor Poopylickles?

I cannot live in a world where this is true. If anyone ever finds Poopylickles, let me know, because I'm moving to the South Pole. Or possibly Saturn.

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We have a Serenity True.

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Ok, I had to update this with some new names I've heard recently.

Awnesti- can you figure out how this one is pronounced? I'll tell you in the next post. ;>)

Aayionna- pronounced "E-on-a", the Aay is silent. LOL!

Well, of course. Don't you remember learning in elementary school that "Aay" is always silent when it precedes a vowel? :coollook:

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I've nursed a Jade Green

and a little lady called Chitikma (Moms favourite food was Chicken Tikka Masala):icon_roll

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http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp

Nothing really surprises me anymore. Poor kids!

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I don't know if this is a southern thing but i've heard alot of this going around...not just in our hospital:

- (Yep, just a symbol and pronounced dash)

j-a (jaydasha)

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This is my first post here!

My favorite name of all time is Goddiss BeyonUnique. I kid you not, I took care of this baby!

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This is my first post here!

My favorite name of all time is Goddiss BeyonUnique. I kid you not, I took care of this baby!

Welcome, and thanks for sharing. That's hilarious, I think. :lol2:

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I recently took care of a Promise (mom was Special). Seriously?!

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I am not a nurse yet but have come across some interesting names!

I know a little girl named Lark, and a friend of mine who was visiting her sister met the neigbors kids named Swan(little boy) and Dove(little girl). I thought Lark was pretty cute, but Swan for a boy??

I also worked with a girl named Mystery! We all had little memo boxes at the job I was at and about a week before she was sceduled they labeled her box. I saw it and asked when did we get a mystery box?! I thought they were trying to pull one over on me when they said it was the new hire, oh!:mad:

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We've had "The Don of Texas", that is his "first name".

Several names that were prefixed by "Sir"

Invitro twin boys named "Cash" and "Carry"

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My mom worked with a NURSE who had twins (a boy & a girl) and was so happy when she found out the "hospital already named her babies"... pronounced Molly & Famolly... spelled Male & Female.

I also do have a cop friend who arrested a Shi-thade... just put the "e" before the "a" for the spelling it was...

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