Funny Names for Nurses

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An Accident and Emergency Department in Birmingham boasts a Nurse Payne

Nurse Hacker scrubs regularly in a London Operating Department

Sister De'Ath walks the corridors of a hospice in Victoria

Does Annie Beaver still work in Obstetrics in New York?

Mrs. Ake, a retired RN, was a specialist nurse in rheumatology

Kathy Foley was the head of the Catheter Insertion Team (back when they had those in the old days).

Dr Hui (pronounced "Wee") was a urologist whose wife, a nurse, worked as his office manager. Her name was Pi (pronounced "Pee"). Nurse Cox worked for a different team.

Chris Feely always favoured complementary therapies - especially therapeutic massage, while Nurse Fang was more at home with Cosmetic Surgery.

Ed worked with a nun who's last name was Fuchs. He did not know how to pronounce her name - so he asked. And he wanted to die.

Mary Slaughter could never get a post on the Surgical Unit, and Nurse Cutts was never the 'First Pick' Midwife.

Sharon Ward - when she gets promoted - will be Sr. Ward.

Not forgetting Melina, who works on a general medical ward and Nurse Nurse - she goes where she's sent!

Specializes in Med-Surg, , Home health, Education.
stidget99 said:
Also at UW-Madison Hosp and Clinics............

does Dr. Bonebreak (ortho) still work there?

what about Dr. Peters (urology)?

I think there is/ was a urologist at St Mary's in Madison named Dr Waters as well. I also remember Dr Bonebreak- he used to work at "Methodist" now Meriter years ago in the 70's.

Craig A. Peters, MD

Dept/Division: Urology

And ones that are funny without their specialties

Heather Bastardi, RN, MSN, PNP

Howard L. Needleman, DMD

Jack Maypole, MD

Christine Strand, EdD, CCCSLP

Ian J. Thornley, MD

We have a Dr Cooter (ENT)...be too perfect if he was ob-gyn

Specializes in medical with other stuff chucked in!.
susyqrn said:
Next door to my dentists office, there is a urologist there by the name of Dr. Cockburn.

:eek:

HA HA HA, that one made me laugh out loud. :rotfl:

I graduated together with a Nurse. That was her last name. I always wonder about the scenarios she would have - "Hi, I'm Nurse Nurse. I'm going to be your Nurse, today". Or, "what is your name, Nurse? Nurse."

A patient was passingby along the hospital corridors and saw a notice on the therapist door distorted; THE RAPIST AT WORK- meanig" Therapist at work" and she took off without being attended.

Accident and Emergency Department in Birmingham boasts a Nurse Payne

Nurse Hacker scrubs regularly in a London Operating Department

Sister De'Ath walks the corridors of a hospice in Victoria

Does Annie Beaver still work in Obstetrics in New York?

Mrs. Ake, a retired RN, was a specialist nurse in rheumatology

Kathy Foley was the head of the Catheter Insertion Team (back when they had those in the old days).

Dr Hui (pronounced "Wee") was a urologist whose wife, a nurse, worked as his office manager. Her name was Pi (pronounced "Pee"). Nurse Cox worked for a different team.

Chris Feely always favoured complementary therapies - especially therapeutic massage, while Nurse Fang was more at home with Cosmetic Surgery.

Ed worked with a nun who's last name was Fuchs. He did not know how to pronounce her name - so he asked. And he wanted to die.

Mary Slaughter could never get a post on the Surgical Unit, and Nurse Cutts was never the 'First Pick' Midwife.

Sharon Ward - when she gets promoted - will be Sr. Ward.

Not forgetting Melina, who works on a general medical ward and Nurse Nurse - she goes where she's sent!

We have a few interesting names here --

Dr Allred - ophthalmologist

Dr Ngo - pronounced 'no' (wonderful pediatrician)

Dr Oszczakiewicz - don't ask how to pronounce - he has us call him Dr Oz

Dr Steven King - ER (kinda scary!)

Dr Achilles - cardiologist (too bad not podiatry :chuckle )

and my all time favorite....

Dr Moses - ob-gyn. He actually has a sign in his office, and used to give out t-shirts to his new moms -

MADE BY GOD, DELIVERED BY MOSES

Dr. Boneberger- orthopedics

We have a psychiatrist named Willharm. :chuckle good doctor though

Specializes in Inpatient Acute Rehab.

We have a Chiropractor named Dr. Krush.

MY childhood pediatrician was Dr Socs. :)

I know a Dr Schitz-Real nice woman LOL! :chuckle

Nurse Beater,Rn-She cracks me up :rotfl:

Haven't gone through all the responses, so hopefully mine is new.

My pediatrician was Dr. Pepper :chuckle

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