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  1. Murphy's Laws of Nursing | Life of a Nurse

    You have been working flat all day without even a coffee break, but the moment you sit down, the supervisor walks around the corner and sees you doing nothing You never use foul language, except when the boss is standing behind you. When you need th...
  2. Doctor Bob and sleeping with patients

    Doctor Bob had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice...
  3. Old Mildred

    Old Mildred Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with qui...
  4. bricklayer's accident report - very funny!

    > This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter > of the British equivalent of the Workers' Compensation Board. > > This is a true story. Had this guy died, he'd have received a Darwin Award > for sure... ...
  5. NO WONDER WE DON'T SEE ANY CHANGES!!!

    stiritup, Your whole post sounds like a ***** session.
  6. Here in MN, we are close to a big nursing strike. Last week, I heard a talking head from some hospital association make a public statement to the effect that although there is a shortage, it is not affecting patient care and I thought…. what a loa...
  7. Wildtime right about MNM?

    I agree, I think that Ron (MNM webmaster and board member) has been in it for the money the whole time. From what I understand, he has a whole bunch of crappy websites and he has the same advertisers on all of them, the MNM site is plastered with ad...
  8. This site is . . .

    I love allnurses.com, I have been visiting the site usually every other day or so for the past 3 years. I cant believe there are not more responses to this posting? Obviously, there are alot of people who love this site, it is by far the most act...
  9. What Freaks You Out?

    two words.... digital extraction
  10. Funny Names for Nurses

    An Accident and Emergency Department in Birmingham boasts a Nurse Payne Nurse Hacker scrubs regularly in a London Operating Department Sister De'Ath walks the corridors of a hospice in Victoria Does Annie Beaver still work in Obstetrics in New York? ...
  11. How to Tell a Cheap HMO

    Those are great!!! How about these: (some are duplicates) TEN SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HMO #10. Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters. #9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you enter the trailer park." ...
  12. nursing shortage on CNN today

    the link works for me? https://allnurses.com/news/jump.cgi?ID=422
  13. nursing shortage on CNN today

    I caught a few minutes of the show, it was pretty good. A dean from the Nursing School at Emory hit on some good points. Here is a link to an article on CNN: https://allnurses.com/news/jump.cgi?ID=422
  14. THE PROCTOLOGIST EXAM

    A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes. When the man sat down and began observing the tools, he noticed there were...
  15. allnurses.com "toe tag" advertisement

    I loved the ad! It's about time companies start using there imagination. I though it was very clever and funny. Most ads in Nursing publications, are pretty dull boring. Most of the nurses I showed the ad too, were cracking up laughing. Hope to s...