Happily Addicted to allnurses.com

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Specializes in Peds, Med-Surg, Disaster Nsg, Parish Nsg.

(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

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Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',

From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',

I'm happy -- although

my boss let me go --

Addicted to allnurses - dot- com

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All night long, I sit clicking,

Unaware time is ticking,

There's food on my cheek,

Same clothes for a week,

Addicted to allnurses - dot - com

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Friends come by; they shake me, saying, "yo, man!

It's time to find a nursing job for Mom."

With a listless shrug, I mutter "no, man;

I'll be here at allnurses - dot - com!"

I don't phone, don't send faxes,

Don't go out, don't pay taxes,

Who cares if someday

They drag me away?

I'm addicted to allnurses - dot - com

Happ-i-ly, ad-dict-ed to all - nurses - dot - com!!!!!

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Specializes in Education, FP, LNC, Forensics, ED, OB.

That is TOO funny, tn.

hahahahahahahahahaha -

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Specializes in NICU, Psych, Education.

Wow! Excellent work! Now we have a theme song. :)

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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Yep, know the feeling. Love your song!

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Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

I love it!!! :monkeydance:

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Specializes in OR Internship starting in Jan!!.

Haha, that is greatness!

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Specializes in cardiac med-surg.

been there, done that, wrote the book !

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Specializes in Tele, ICU, ER.

:rotfl: I'll be humming that all night long!! Well done!

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Specializes in Community Health Nurse.

How ingenious! I luv it!!! :roll :roll :roll

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***you been peeking into my window***

maybe i've been reported per family

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Specializes in cardiac med-surg.

Callouses On Me Two Typing Fingers

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Specializes in ER, ICU, Corrections.

There are times that I feel that way also but with less than 1000 posts I don't think that I am addicted as badly as some, but I really need to spend more time in here......this is a place that my culture lives LOL.....Nice song though and I will probably have it in the brain for the next few days....Love you all allnurses.com

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