if i decided to be a doctor, i would be.....

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An ob/gyn, trauma surgeon, or anthesiologist! Can't decide which one..

Specializes in Acute Care Cardiac, Education, Prof Practice.

having a snowball fight in hell.

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Making alot more money.

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Specializes in Surgery, Tele, OB, Peds,ED-True Float RN.
psych!! May as well do something I like, plus you use a lot of the same meds for various disorders anyhow LOL...can't sleep? SEROQUEL! psychotic? SEROQUEL! Bipolar? SEROQUEL! heehee

You for forgot... Withdrawal? SEROQUEL! Restless leg syndrome? SEROQUEL! Tourettes? SEROQUEL! OCD? SEROQUEL!

Yep, Psych it is... you've convinced me!:chuckle

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Specializes in L&D/Maternity nursing.

a reproductive endocrinologist. I love the reproductive system.

but I am pretty content with my plans to eventually get certified in miwifery. :specs:

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Specializes in M/S, MICU, CVICU, SICU, ER, Trauma, NICU.

Pediatric cardiothoracic surgery.

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Specializes in LTC, Acute Care.
Ive always wondered what made a doctor wake up one day and say.. I want to be a proctologyst.

btw would never be a doctor

Don't they go by the title colorectal surgeon now? Somehow that's not as fun as the title of proctologist.

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Specializes in EMS, ER, GI, PCU/Telemetry.

forensic pathologist like Dr. G.

i think it would be absolutely fascinating, always trying to solve a mystery...

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Specializes in Emergency Dept. Trauma. Pediatrics.
forensic pathologist like Dr. G.

i think it would be absolutely fascinating, always trying to solve a mystery...

Seriously that would be awesome!!!!!!

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Specializes in ICU, nutrition.
Don't they go by the title colorectal surgeon now? Somehow that's not as fun as the title of proctologist.

Yep, but my favorite CR surgeons at my hospital, Jose & Joe, will always be proctologists (AKA a$$men) to me, lol!!

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Specializes in med/surg , hospice and oncology.

hmmmm. how about, dr. phil, dr. pepper, dr. dre, dr. who, dr. oz. hey, dr. seuss or dr. ruth. rug doctor sounds good! then, theres dr. atkins, dr. scholl's and the doctor i would most like to be......dr. demento!:D

have a great day!:heartbeat

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Specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma.

Medical examiner. interesting work, quiet patients, and you can't do anything to make them more dead :yeah:

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hmmmm. how about, dr. phil, dr. pepper, dr. dre, dr. who, dr. oz. hey, dr. seuss or dr. ruth. rug doctor sounds good! then, theres dr. atkins, dr. scholl's and the doctor i would most like to be......dr. demento!:D

have a great day!:heartbeat

then there's the 1962 hit movie of the james bond 007 fame

dr. no

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