Day 7: 2016 Nurses Week Caption Contest

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With both the patient and the nurse having shocked looks on their faces, it's a hilarious mystery behind what's going on in today's photo. Provide a caption for this National Nurses Week photo and you'll be entered to win a $250 Gift Card from allnurses.com!

Winner will be announced May 13, 2016

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getting ready for bed bath and wife walks in

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Specializes in Telemetry, Gastroenterology, School Nrs.

I told you it wasn't supposed to go there!

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Nurse: I'm so sorry I didn't mean to stick you there.

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Specializes in School Nurse.

Chandler Bing: I just had me a nubbinectomy. Two nipples, no waiting. Monica Geller: Just like Rachel in high school.

Rachel Green: Hey!

Monica Geller: Oh, come on. You got to admit, it was an easy joke.

Chandler Bing: That was an easy joke. I could have thought of it. Why didn't I think of it?

[Points at where his "nubbin" was]

Chandler Bing: The source of all my power. Oh, my God, what have I done?

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Chandler Bing: I just had me a nubbinectomy. Two nipples, no waiting. Monica Geller: Just like Rachel in high school.

Rachel Green: Hey!

Monica Geller: Oh, come on. You got to admit, it was an easy joke.

Chandler Bing: That was an easy joke. I could have thought of it. Why didn't I think of it?

[Points at where his "nubbin" was]

Chandler Bing: The source of all my power. Oh, my God, what have I done?

Whoa...

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Specializes in PACU with prior CVICU/ICU/ER experience.

"It's moving!!"

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Nurse: I was pulling off your TED hose and your pinky toe came off! I'm so sorry!

Patient: Oh my goodness! I was wondering when that was going to happen!

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"It was then Mr. Smith and Nurse Jones realized that the lactulose had, in fact, worked, and they didn't need to use the suppository after all..."

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Specializes in Wound care, med/surg, out-pt, education.

Patient: Screams!!!

Nurse: I'm so sorry. I should have warned you about my cold hands!

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Specializes in CNA, SPN, LPN.

OMG! I think thats **** back there.

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Specializes in Transitional Nursing.

Digital Rectal Exams save lives!

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"First flatus after surgery!"

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