Day 7: 2016 Nurses Week Caption Contest

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With both the patient and the nurse having shocked looks on their faces, it's a hilarious mystery behind what's going on in today's photo. Provide a caption for this National Nurses Week photo and you'll be entered to win a $250 Gift Card from allnurses.com!

Winner will be announced May 13, 2016

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Specializes in ICU-trauma, neuro, surgical, medical.

Nurse: "Whoa! I was just looking. I haven't even touched you yet."

Patient: "No, but you described what you are going to do!"

OMG! Is that alive animal coming out of your rectum? Oh! That is my pet Bernie! I know I put him somewhere.

Specializes in Corrections and Occupational Health.

That is the wrong type of specimen for this drug test!

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

Nurse: Oh-oh-oh! I saw something just like this on 'Weird Tales From the ER'!!!

Patient: I have PARASITES crawling out of my hair follicles??!!

Nurse: How did you get that in there?

Man: Your going to do what to get it out?

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

Nurse: You know that old commercial "Does she or doesn't she? -- Only her hairdresser knows for sure." ? Well, in your case now ​everyone knows.

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

Nurse: Oh my jeezus, honey, What on God's Green Earth ever possessed you to get THAT tattoo'd on the back of your scalp?

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

Nurse: You want me to WHAT?

Patient: Put your arms around me and call me your Little Sweet Bunny-Wunny; ​pleeeease?

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

Pt: "And when the singer hit that high note, the glasses on the guy sitting in back of me just shattered! It was like a hundred p.o'd yellow jackets were dive-bombing my head! It was AWFUL!

Nurse: "And you expect me to pull out all those little bloody pieces of glass out of your greasy, crusty scalp?? I'll need some gloves and tweezers! Eeeauuuwwww!"

Patient: "It won't stop coming out!"

Nurse: I'll get your CNA!

When your patient coughs after the Mag Citrate kicks in!

That awkward moment when you walk in on your patient touching himself

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