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Has anyone ever used a synthetic urine specimen???

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Umm...like to beat your UDS? Surely that's not what you're asking?

I'm just gonna sit back and wait...

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The question is, do you really want to lose your license?

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Well I never even heard of fake pee so I guess the answer is no. I'm of the belief that the only thing I can do to pass these pee and blood test to to not use drugs or alcohol so I don't. Its the deal I made with the BON and I'll stick to my part. I still worry about false positives but I really cant do anything about that

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I am sure they would figure it out. They live for catching things like this. It is sent off to a lab after all. They aren't stupid.

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No. But I've heard of it.

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Specializes in Psych, Addictions, SOL (Student of Life).

Someone submitted a fake urine for a pre-employment physical at one of my jobs. It came back as a non-human specimen and employment was denied.

Hppy

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They test for that. A girl in my AODA class got busted for that ( along with my 48 per year with the state, I had to pee once a week for AODA). Something with the creatinine not being in the human range, I believe.

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And whoever would try this should be sure to use their nursing license as toilet paper. This is the big leagues. They can catch that kind of stuff.

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Specializes in Emergency / Disaster.
Someone submitted a fake urine for a pre-employment physical at one of my jobs. It came back as a non-human specimen and employment was denied.

Hppy

I would love to see a Davey Do cartoon about this..... the images that pop in my head... alien with an ID card... a cat... thanks for the fantastic visuals!!!

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I would love to see a Davey Do cartoon about this..... the images that pop in my head... alien with an ID card... a cat... thanks for the fantastic visuals!!!

YES!!!!!!!!! @DaveyDo

As to OP, fetish urine works only on home tests. I used to work at a sex shop. But I also don't use drugs, so my biggest concern on drug tests is how much water can I humanly drink to pee enough? LOL

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Specializes in Pediatrics, Pediatric Float, PICU, NICU.
YES!!!!!!!!! @DaveyDo

As to OP, fetish urine works only on home tests. I used to work at a sex shop. But I also don't use drugs, so my biggest concern on drug tests is how much water can I humanly drink to pee enough? LOL

True story...during one summer break for college years ago, I decided to get a temp job at my mother's place of employment as a secretary. I, the perfect angel child who still to this day has never used or tried any sort of illegal drug or abused any prescription drugs, drank too much water prior to my pre-employment drug screen (I have kidney issues so I was concerned I wouldn't be able to pee)...this came back as inconclusive/diluted, and to that employer anything that isn't a negative is automatically treated as a positive. Even with a doctor's note describing my kidney/bladder issues, it was a no go.

And that's the story of how the only child of my mom's who actually never did drugs failed a drug test at her place of employment.

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