Crusty Old Bat Society

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Specializes in Psych, Addictions, SOL (Student of Life).

I have asked before - How does one joined. How crusty does one have to be? Is 52 Old enough? Are we talking about the flying Mammal or a baseball bat? Are there dues? Enguiring minds want to know!

Hppy

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Specializes in NICU, ICU, PICU, Academia.

Send $36,000 in small bills to me and I will forward you your membership card.

PS: You're plenty 'mature'!

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Specializes in Peds/Neo CCT,Flight, ER, Hem/Onc.

I believe one of the requirements is to be accused, at least once, of NETY in a post. I think that may be substituted with an allegation that you are just jealous because the poster is young and beautiful and you are old, ugly and behind the times.

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BrandonLPN nominated me, but he is neither crusty nor old, so not sure if I made the cut.

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Specializes in Maternity.

Welcome to the club😜

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Specializes in Psych, Addictions, SOL (Student of Life).
Send $36,000 in small bills to me and I will forward you your membership card.

PS: You're plenty 'mature'!

Considering I just wrote a check for my BSN program can I pay in installments?

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Specializes in NICU, ICU, PICU, Academia.
Considering I just wrote a check for my BSN program can I pay in installments?

Of course- I'm easy to get along with. As long as you do things my way.

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Specializes in Rural, Midwifery, CCU, Ortho, Telemedicin.

:Mummy::greyalien: I'm so old and crusty that it done falled off o' me and I had to have these overall gauze wraps applied. 70 yo and still working, 52 years experience. Boy am I crusty.

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Specializes in Pediatrics/Developmental Pediatrics/Research/psych.

Can we make a new title?

Crusty Young Bat?

I'm young, and even younger in my experience level, but I identify with more of the COB mentality. Doesn't that make me a CYB?

After all, if I IDENTIFY as crusty and I think it's something to aspire to, doesn't that automatically make me crusty?

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Can we make a new title?

Crusty Young Bat?

I'm young, and even younger in my experience level, but I identify with more of the COB mentality. Doesn't that make me a CYB?

After all, if I IDENTIFY as crusty and I think it's something to aspire to, doesn't that automatically make me crusty?

Nope. You have to earn your crust. That takes time.

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Specializes in Pediatrics, Emergency, Trauma.
Can we make a new title?

Crusty Young Bat?

I'm young, and even younger in my experience level, but I identify with more of the COB mentality. Doesn't that make me a CYB?

After all, if I IDENTIFY as crusty and I think it's something to aspire to, doesn't that automatically make me crusty?

Just make a signature line and state you are a "future member."

I'm in my thirties but have worked in healthcare for 15 years-I'm a bit crusty, although I'll say I'm still young in my nursing career.

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Specializes in OR, Nursing Professional Development.
Can we make a new title?

Crusty Young Bat?

I'm young, and even younger in my experience level, but I identify with more of the COB mentality. Doesn't that make me a CYB?

After all, if I IDENTIFY as crusty and I think it's something to aspire to, doesn't that automatically make me crusty?

As a future member of the Crusty Old Bat Society, you are welcome to copy my signature. Dues check can be made out to me.

:uhoh3: Gotta pay for my photography and traveling hobbies somehow.

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