Crap! Am I a crusty old bat nurse?? Carrying pens...

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So I've noticed an interesting phenomenon lately. Our unit regularly gets students of various kinds - nursing, EMT, APN, etc. The nursing and EMT students sit in on report. Because they come to the unit often looking lost and uncomfortable and out of place, I try to do my best to get them oriented and comfortable. Explain the report, give them a report sheet and a clipboard and a place to sit.

But one thing I've noticed is that almost always, they don't have a freaking PEN!! I've snapped at a few of them, "Rule number one...ALWAYS have a pen on you!"

Yesterday my charge nurse pointed out that since everything is on the computer, they probably rarely need/use pens. I kind of had an "Oh ****!" moment. Is she right?? Is it actually possible to get through your day as a nurse without needing to carry a pen (or 2 or 4) in your pocket nowadays?

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So I was once a restaurant manager and responsible for hiring new servers. Interviewee shows up to fill out application without a pen. She politely asked me for a pen and I said no - I won't be hiring you so no need to fill out an application. She asked me why and I told her that as a server a pen is part of your uniform - its like coming to work without pants on. She understood, was obviously upset and left. She called me a week later to schedule an interview. She showed up with a pen and a pencil and I hired her on the spot. Fast forward 10 years and she is now a manager in another restaurant and she doesn't hire servers that don't bring pens to interviews either. Pen, pencil, sharpie, scissors to draw blood - everyone should have something to write with and write on also. You are in school - its part of the "uniform".

Specializes in ED, psych.

Went into work with one pen in my pocket.

Came home with three pens in my pocket.

Alas, no memberes. Hubby is working and I think he'd have a few questions ...

Specializes in NICU, ICU, PICU, Academia.
OMG...I do the EXACT same thing...are we soul mates?

Apparently so. We should do a DNA test...

Specializes in Public Health, TB.
I always have a member nearby.

This should be posted under the "favorite motivational quote thread"!

So I was once a restaurant manager and responsible for hiring new servers. Interviewee shows up to fill out application without a pen. She politely asked me for a pen and I said no - I won't be hiring you so no need to fill out an application. She asked me why and I told her that as a server a pen is part of your uniform - its like coming to work without pants on. She understood, was obviously upset and left. She called me a week later to schedule an interview. She showed up with a pen and a pencil and I hired her on the spot. Fast forward 10 years and she is now a manager in another restaurant and she doesn't hire servers that don't bring pens to interviews either. Pen, pencil, sharpie, scissors to draw blood - everyone should have something to write with and write on also. You are in school - its part of the "uniform".

Gotta ask about drawing blood with scissors.

Er nurse here.

Regularly take report on 3-4 PTs, and never use a pen. Except for discharge signatures, or to take notes during a nurse to nurse from another facility, or a call from an ambulance.

My department has computers. Even if they crash, I may not know everything, but I will know what I need to know.

I got a little confused about that one too except I thought "Why would a server be drawing blood?" (Sorry Hurricanekat, it's been a long long day!)

Specializes in Psych ICU, addictions.
Before washing hands 478 times a day became a thing, I used the palm of my hand and sometimes the back of my hand like a memo board. Can't do that anymore.

I still use my forearm and the back of my hand as scratch paper.

Specializes in Pediatric Critical Care.
You're my PEN TWIN!! The Pilot G-2 .7 is my FAVORITE!! 0.5 is too thin, and 1.0 is too thick. I make them order me a box special.

I prefer the 0.5, myself. But what I recently discovered is how much I like the ball-point pen that Pilot makes. Highly recommend!

Specializes in Pediatric Critical Care.
So I was once a restaurant manager and responsible for hiring new servers. Interviewee shows up to fill out application without a pen. She politely asked me for a pen and I said no - I won't be hiring you so no need to fill out an application. She asked me why and I told her that as a server a pen is part of your uniform - its like coming to work without pants on. She understood, was obviously upset and left. She called me a week later to schedule an interview. She showed up with a pen and a pencil and I hired her on the spot. Fast forward 10 years and she is now a manager in another restaurant and she doesn't hire servers that don't bring pens to interviews either. Pen, pencil, sharpie, scissors to draw blood - everyone should have something to write with and write on also. You are in school - its part of the "uniform".

I mean, just so I am clear...did you also require applicants to wear a server's apron to the interview? :p

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.
:rolleyes: It's not a millennial thing. I'm a millennial. I always have a pen on me, at work or otherwise. I'm pretty sure this is a learned nurse behavior, not an age thing.

My son the LPN is 27 and is even more possessive of his pens than I am! He always has half a dozen falling out of his scrub pants and shirt pockets. He steadfastly refuses to loan them out and one of the quickest ways to make him mad is to steal one. LOL!

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