C'Mon Now!

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Had a kid bring his wet, bloody tooth and plop it right on my desk.

C'mon now!

Or the kid that did running knee slide into my office.

C'mon now!

The ones old enough to cover their mouths but choose to cough right in your face instead.

All together: C'mon now!!

Some things just make me shake my head.

Got called over to our alternative high school. The reason? Student had eaten some of the crab that they were dissecting. Do I even want to know why?

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Specializes in Cardiology, School Nursing, General.
Got called over to our alternative high school. The reason? Student had eaten some of the crab that they were dissecting. Do I even want to know why?

... was it good and did he need butter?

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Specializes in School nursing.
Got called over to our alternative high school. The reason? Student had eaten some of the crab that they were dissecting. Do I even want to know why?

A dare, I bet. I had a student with a pretty severe burn (including two very large intact blisters) on the palm of his hand. The cause? His friends in art class took their glue guns and made a hot glue "pile" and dared him to stick his hand on it.

Of course that was a phone call home after assessing and dressing the area. I could hear the eye rolling from his mother after I told her and she said "I hope that will teach him not to do stupid things." Only time will tell...

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Specializes in IMC, school nursing.
... was it good and did he need butter?

oh the humanity!!!!!! Old Bay, NEVER butter.

(would be the equivalent of me saying put butter on your sopapilla)

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Specializes in Med-surg, school nursing..

It's not even 9:00 and I've already eaten my donuts and both of my "afternoon" snacks. Here's to hoping I don't get hangry this afternoon when I'm snackless.

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Specializes in IMC, school nursing.
It's not even 9:00 and I've already eaten my donuts and both of my "afternoon" snacks. Here's to hoping I don't get hangry this afternoon when I'm snackless.

Any dissections going on in your building?

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Specializes in Cardiology, School Nursing, General.
oh the humanity!!!!!! Old Bay, NEVER butter.

(would be the equivalent of me saying put butter on your sopapilla)

But but... I like butter in my sopapilla. (Depends which one you are talking about, because mine is sweet with sugar on it.)

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Specializes in Med-surg, school nursing..
because mine is sweet with sugar on it.)

That's what she said :blink:

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
That's what she said :blink:

"shaky puddin?"

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Specializes in Cardiology, School Nursing, General.
That's what she said :blink:

"shaky puddin?"

Omg... xD

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Specializes in NCSN.

Note stating

"He peed on his face"

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Note stating

"He peed on his face"

Guess he did not want to have to wash his hands after he went...

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