C'Mon Now!

WineRN · Feb 28, 2018

One of my teacher sends a student down for a temp check, I write on the pass 98.7 and send back. 20 minutes later she calls and says she's sending the student down for indoor recess since "her temp was so high". I assumed that I didn't write it clear, so I told her what it was and she said "I know, that's nearly a fever right?"

This teacher has 4 boys at home...

Come on now

SchoolNurseTXstyle · Feb 28, 2018

98.7????????????? Call the CDC!!!!!

OyWithThePoodles, RN · Feb 28, 2018

one of my teacher sends a student down for a temp check, i write on the pass 98.7 and send back. 20 minutes later she calls and says she's sending the student down for indoor recess since "her temp was so high". I assumed that i didn't write it clear, so i told her what it was and she said "i know, that's nearly a fever right?"
this teacher has 4 boys at home...
Come on now

98.7????????????? Call the cdc!!!!!

shut the school down, the plague has hit!!

OyWithThePoodles, RN · Feb 28, 2018

For the record, when I type in all caps, it changes it to all lower case. Hmmm... c'mon now.

Amethya · Mar 1, 2018

shut the school down, the plague has hit!!

THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!

OyWithThePoodles, RN · Mar 1, 2018

One of my kiddos with a mental disability uses my restroom. I hear her yell "Nurse Poodles! Come here quick!" I'm thinking she started her period, something we've been dreading for a bit. I peek through the bathroom door and there she is, pants down, undies down, turned with her back towards me. "Look. At. This." And points to her butt. Which is red. From sitting on the toilet seat. She was disappointed to know that she was fine.

WineRN · Mar 1, 2018

One of my teachers must be having a tough day. She's sent me about 8 kids, all just basic tummy aches, tired from the rainy weather but not actually sick little ones.

This last one she put on the note, in all caps

"LET HIM STAY FOR MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES"

Despite knowing everyone's allowed to have a bad day, C'mon now. Work on those communication skills.

SchoolNurseTXstyle · Mar 1, 2018

Just had a kid walked down by two other students for a splinter. I literally just flicked it off with my fingernail.

Another child saved from the jaws of death!!!!

C'MON NOW

cooties_are_real · Mar 2, 2018

Just rec'd a call from a parent stating his LD has contacted him telling him she has been vomiting all day. Wanted to know if one of LD friends could bring her home at lunch since he is at work and the other contact on the list doesn't have a vehicle at this time. Well, no. Especially since I have not seen her at all today.

C'mon Now!

SchoolNurseTXstyle · Mar 5, 2018

Called to a bus on Friday afternoon for a pencil eraser sized abrasion with not even 1 drop of blood!!!!

There is not 1 single day at my school that I do not get called away for an "emergency" and yet to have something even be urgent much less emergent.

C'MON NOW!!!!!

grammy1 · Mar 5, 2018

Called to a bus on Friday afternoon for a pencil eraser sized abrasion with not even 1 drop of blood!!!!
There is not 1 single day at my school that I do not get called away for an "emergency" and yet to have something even be urgent much less emergent.
C'MON NOW!!!!!

I wish instead of clicking "Like" we had a frown face. I feel for you, those kind of calls are frustrating.

Amethya · Mar 5, 2018

Had a 1st grade student come in my office yelling, "MS. AMETHYA! MY BUTT HURTS AFTER POOPING OUT OF THE BUTT HOLE!"

Trying SOOOO hard not to laugh. Must be professional...