Archetypes in Nursing

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It seems like everywhere you go in nursing there is a similar cast of characters.

The Slacker

This nurse always operates at less than 100% and is a master delegator whose genius is being able to think quickly on a way to get others to take up the slack.

The Hotshot

Loves to run codes and start IVs in non existent veins

The Angel of Mercy

Mother Teresa move over, the Angel of Mercy is here to save humanity from suffering. She never complains and never doubts a patient's 10/10 pain.

The Showoff

This nurse never misses a chance to loudly toot his/her own horn. Also known as The Know-it-all.

The Critic

Always has some negative critique of the previous shift, or the work habits of co-workers. Often makes derisive comments when you give her report.

The Chart Guru

This nurse loves to chart. No form remains unfilled no matter what.

The Talker

Never shuts up at the nurses station, appears to be socially starved.

The Brown-noser

Fawns over management, kisses butt, is enthusiastic over any new policy.

The Moving Target

Either works in the float pool, job hops or works agency.

The Grizzled Veteren

She's been around and seen everything. A real journeyman nurse.

The Elitist

In a class of her own, a legend in her own mind, has a aura of snobbery.

Can you guys think of any?

Specializes in Operating Room Nursing.

Hmmm this is fun, I love the Grinch we have one of those who is always trying to sell Avon and Tupperware.

how about:

The Naughty Nurse-the sex goddess, always chatting up the good looking doctors, touching up their make-up during breaks, never a hair out of place, their ultimate ambition is to marry a doctor and retire on his money (yep worked with a few like this in ICU)

The Burned Out Nurse-I'm sure we've all fit this one at some time or another.

The Smoker Nurse-Smells like an old ashtray, feels they are entitled for more breaks than anyone else simply because they need to smoke. Actually it's better they do have their breaks otherwise they get cranky.

Specializes in Med/Surg, Geriatrics.

These are pretty good; most of them are spot on. I guess I'm a moving target/grizzled veteran. On not so good days, I've been a slacker and a critic. I try not to go there.

I currently work with a martyr/road runner; she just can't say no, she's always taking extra shifts, can't finish the work she is supposed to be doing for me, every Monday I hear about how hard she worked all weekend and how later on in the week she has to go work for ____ in ____area because she promised to help them out. She's a real PIA because I believe all her seeming helpfulness has a selfish component. She gets off on the praise and gratitude that is heaped on her when she agrees to help out. Unfortunately she does every job she shows up for half-azzed because she is always "tired" "overwhelmed" and "short on time".

Specializes in Med-Surg/Tele, ER.

The Black Hole

The nurse you hate to work with because they are so negative you can't believe they don't collapse in on themselves.

The Year and Up

The nurse who's just "putting their year in" to get more experience and then moving on to "bigger and better things". Some Year and Ups will provide frequent lamentations about how they can't wait until their year is up.

The Aide Hog

This nurse can't do a thing by themselves, and wouldn't think about toileting a patient in the middle of their med pass. The aide you're sharing with them is invisible to you, because The Aide Hog delegates everything possible to them.

The Little Things

The nurse that gets so hung-up on details, they will drive themselves (and everybody else) crazy worrying about small policy-related issues and have very little view of the big picture. The Little Things like to point-out the single silly piece of paper you didn't fill-out when your patient crashed and was transferred to the ICU.

Specializes in ER, PACU, Med-Surg, Hospice, LTC.
The Black Hole

The nurse you hate to work with because they are so negative you can't believe they don't collapse in on themselves.

Ok...I love this one. Thanks for the good laugh!

The Tornado

The tornado is a powerful burst of unorganized energy.

If a chart sitting at the nursing station is scattered in pieces like it exploded, the tornado was probably looking through it.

The tornado freaks out easily and runs faster to catch up.

If you follow the tornado on the next shift, the rooms have a chaotic look to them. I have to spend the beginning of the shift cleaning up and organizing a room after the tornado speeds home.

Specializes in Burn, CCU, CTICU, Trauma, SICU, MICU.

moving target! always either agency or a traveler - or better yet - a float pool traveler!

Specializes in ER, PACU, Med-Surg, Hospice, LTC.

bump....please, add more to the thread...i know there are a million archetypes not listed yet and i'd love to hear them! :typing

Specializes in NICU Level III.

Ahh...I aspire to be a hotshot some day.

So for now I'm just The Dreamer - there are so many things I want do to ..just need more experience!

Specializes in CVICU.

The Speed Eater

The first thing out of this nurse's mouth (even before assignments are made) is "Where are we ordering from tonight? Is anyone going to order? What time are we going to order?" If food arrives, it always takes priority over patient care. If The Speed Eater is in the same room with said food, watch out! The speed eater will eat 2-3 times of the "normal" portion. The Speed Eater consistently leaves crumbs for the poor nurse who was busy with her/his patient. If ever there is food at the nurse's station without a name on it, beware, it is a free for all for The Speed Eater! Never leave anything open near The Speed Eater, or it will be gone when you come back!

Specializes in OB-GYN.

The Silent One - This nurse avoids conversations not work related. She is expert at avoiding personal questions from anyone, but especially coworkers. Her opinion is silent out of fear of insulting another or getting into an arguement. This may or may not be justified.

Ok, don't mean to derail the thread, but these are just flat-out funny. Thanks for the laugh. Sorry I can't think of any to add to the list, but the descriptions are right on. Human behavior is such a funny thing, isn't it?

O boy, I got one

The Ante-Up

For some mysterious reason, knows with absolute certainty the pay scale of every nurse at every facility in a 50-mile radius. Likes to talk about money and how much her friend makes at some other place, which is always some outrageous amount. Leaves you wondering why she stays at your place when there are millions to be made somewhere else.

The Michigan Matron

Needs to retire, but can't because her husband lost his retirement benefits when his shop went bankrupt. Will probably have to come to work with her quad cane or walker at some point.

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