Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED - page 25

Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE! Fomite is my new favorite word because it... Read More

  1. Visit  sharpeimom profile page
    I remember in the midst of a really hairy night on the locked psych ward, a patient asked me very seriously whether psych nurses and aides had to be at least half crazy to get the job?

    I felt like telling him yes and that the nuttier we are, the more we get per hour, but I didn't.
    maelstrom143, GoldenRoya, ceebeejay, and 3 others like this.
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  3. Visit  NightNurseRN13 profile page
    I wonder what redbull in coffee tastes like.

    Did I lock the bed wheels?

    How does she keep her black scrubs from fading?
  4. Visit  riblets63 profile page
    I should be working on my paper, but stumbled on this website and I can't stop reading (and laughing!).
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  5. Visit  FranEMTnurse profile page
    I'm so hooked on this website and the funny posts, I waste a lot of time.
  6. Visit  NF_eyenurse profile page
    Quote from NightNurseRN13
    I wonder what redbull in coffee tastes like.

    Did I lock the bed wheels?

    How does she keep her black scrubs from fading?
    I like these, they make me ponder.....
    Hmmmm (scratching chin) Do they make coffee flavored red bull? Mocha? (I don't know why I'm even thinking about this...I've never had a redbull. lol)

    To keep your black scrubs looking good I wash them inside out in cold water and hang them dry. I think the dryer fades. There is my contribution to society for the day.
    No Stars In My Eyes likes this.
  7. Visit  A&Ox6 profile page
    Why do I see OR nurses wearing scrubs on their way home from work?
    AGE87 likes this.
  8. Visit  A&Ox6 profile page
    I want a cape. Not a nurse's cape, superwoman cape.
    LibraSunCNM, TriciaJ, GoldenRoya, and 5 others like this.
  9. Visit  A&Ox6 profile page
    Am I crazy if I'm willing to buy a text book for more than a refrigerator?
    sharpeimom likes this.
  10. Visit  A&Ox6 profile page
    Will I ever not analyze my excretion?
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  11. Visit  Kunzieo profile page
    Hey parents, why did you even bring your kid to the hospital if you're going to refuse labs, an IV, urine spec, etc.? No we can't "just give him some Tylenol."
    Now, not only is he still sick, but he has also been exposed to every microorganism that was lurking around our ED today. Great work!
  12. Visit  FranEMTnurse profile page
    Why did you accept those test appointments if you don't want a diagnosis?
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  13. Visit  ClearBlueOctoberSky profile page
    Thanks for giving me your work to do. I just didn't have enough to do today.
    maelstrom143, uRNmyway, sharpeimom, and 1 other like this.
  14. Visit  RNsRWe profile page
    OMG I had no idea this thread was still alive!!

    It was SO much fun, I'm glad to see it's still kicking
    kiszi likes this.

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