Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED - page 25

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Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE! Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.... Read More


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    If heat rises, why is it colder in the mountains than at sea level?


    Oops...supposed to be a nursing thought; sorry.
    Last edit by mariebailey on Feb 22, '13 : Reason: oops
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    Seems like every day I get through, the thought 'I don't want to live on this planet anymore' gets louder and louder....
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    Patients are like a box of chocolate, you never know what you are gonna get. And unfortunetely you can just poke them and put them back if they are not to your liking........
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    I got mad bling from my boo. It's a princess cut fomite ring set in platinum.
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    >^..^< My personal nursing mantra is: Don't worry about anything until it comes over the tops of your shoes!
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    What the hell is that on my shoe?!
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    Next time check to see who the weekend doctor is before agreeing to switch with someone, pretty sure I got the short end of the stick on this one.
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    Why do I have my busiest nights on rapid with the worst house doc? Why? Who did I make angry?
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    I know this is supposed to be a nursing thought, but why the heck to pretzels give me heartburn?
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    Ick, what is that wet, gooey stuff I just touched on the bedside table, bedrail, etc?
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