Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED - page 25

Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE! Fomite is my new favorite word because it... Read More

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Feb 22, '13 by mariebailey, MSN, RN

If heat rises, why is it colder in the mountains than at sea level?

Oops...supposed to be a nursing thought; sorry.

Last edit by mariebailey on Feb 22, '13 : Reason: oops

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Feb 22, '13 by uRNmyway

Seems like every day I get through, the thought 'I don't want to live on this planet anymore' gets louder and louder....

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Feb 22, '13 by jadelpn Guide

Patients are like a box of chocolate, you never know what you are gonna get. And unfortunetely you can just poke them and put them back if they are not to your liking........

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Feb 23, '13 by mariebailey, MSN, RN

I got mad bling from my boo. It's a princess cut fomite ring set in platinum.

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Jun 20, '13 by finn55

>^..^< My personal nursing mantra is: Don't worry about anything until it comes over the tops of your shoes!

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Jul 14, '13 by 2013RNFB

What the hell is that on my shoe?!

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Jul 14, '13 by Mandychelle79

Next time check to see who the weekend doctor is before agreeing to switch with someone, pretty sure I got the short end of the stick on this one.

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Jul 18, '13 by nrsang97

Why do I have my busiest nights on rapid with the worst house doc? Why? Who did I make angry?

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Jul 22, '13 by nrsang97

I know this is supposed to be a nursing thought, but why the heck to pretzels give me heartburn?
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Jul 22, '13 by txnurse48

Ick, what is that wet, gooey stuff I just touched on the bedside table, bedrail, etc?

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