Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED - page 17

Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE! Fomite is my new favorite word because it... Read More

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    I am losing my mind.

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    Quote from heron
    I found it here in Albuquerque under the name Marmite.
    Marmite Shortage Hitting New Zealand Grocers
    wooh and beckster_01 like this.
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    We need to send some nurses to New Zealand after they get off work. Can substitute fomite for marmite!!
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    I have decided to refrain from making any work-yeast / jarred yeast comparisons...
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    Translation of the alarms for the baby in the pod next to me: "I want my ETT back!!"
    DeLanaHarvickWannabe, AnonRNC, RNSC, and 1 other like this.
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    Translation of the alarms for the ex-NICU baby down the hall: "I want to go to Jesus! Why won't you let me???"
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    Ever encountered a doc's order such as... "uTox... STAT..."? I asked the MD... "Hey doc... you're aware that the pt is ANURIC, right?"...
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    I just wanted to put out there "Thanks AN for the Calvin Klein male underwear ad." After a night of looking at old man/woman saggy butts, it was a welcomed sight.
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    We had a float nurse that brought her lunch to work in a Abercrombie bag. It was neck to (very low) waistline. Brightened our night!
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    If your wife has decided to leave you, don't stand in front of her truck. Have you SEEN how big a chest tube is?

    The more people that come to the bedside, a) the more they've ignored this poor soul and are now feeling guilty, or b) the more money they think they're going to get when she dies.

    If you tell me how to do my job one more time from your fast wealth of knowledge that you have gained by watching Greys and looking things up on WebMD, I'm going to have the patient D/C'd right into your house.

    No we are are not killing your dad with "chemicals" we are trying to remove the 3 pounds of tylenol he took trying to get away from all of you blood sucking leeches.
    bb007rn, maelstrom143, TriciaJ, and 4 others like this.

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