If your wife has decided to leave you, don't stand in front of her truck. Have you SEEN how big a chest tube is?
The more people that come to the bedside, a) the more they've ignored this poor soul and are now feeling guilty, or b) the more money they think they're going to get when she dies.
If you tell me how to do my job one more time from your fast wealth of knowledge that you have gained by watching Greys and looking things up on WebMD, I'm going to have the patient D/C'd right into your house.
No we are are not killing your dad with "chemicals" we are trying to remove the 3 pounds of tylenol he took trying to get away from all of you blood sucking leeches.