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Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.

Specializes in ICU, Telemetry.

*mental image of patient garbling "fafh my real teef" as I have my hand in his mouth yanking..."

They still talk about one new nurse at a local nursing home. They told her that all her patients must have their dentures cleaned daily, so she took everyone's dentures to the sink, put them ALL in the bucket, scrubbed them down, and then and only then realized they weren't labeled.

Oh, dear.

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Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.

They still talk about one new nurse at a local nursing home. They told her that all her patients must have their dentures cleaned daily, so she took everyone's dentures to the sink, put them ALL in the bucket, scrubbed them down, and then and only then realized they weren't labeled.

Oh, dear.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Specializes in none.

Did you ever feel that the world was an APPLE computer and you were a Windows95 program?

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Specializes in none.
I am losing my mind.

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I know. Of all the things that I have lost in Nursing, I miss my mind the most.

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Specializes in Dialysis.

(student)

I just wish I can do a little bit of everything: peds, neuro, cardiac, OR, psych, autism care.

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Just when I think I've met the craziest person in the world, I go back to work and realize, nope, there are people that are even crazier.

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I got a phone call from admissions:

"Are you having a female discharge today?"

:o

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Specializes in Trauma, Teaching.

If your daughter's pain isn't bad enough for the morphine/zofran the doc ordered (and all you want is ibuprofen), why are you in the emergency room?

Oh wait. I did say that out loud. Then mom went out to bring in her own ibuprofen.

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Specializes in Med/Surg,Cardiac.

"OK, sir, so you're telling me that you have chest pain 10 on a 1-10 that is never relieved by nitro, and in addition to morphine, you'd also like to refuse your oxygen because it'd prevent you from eating the lunchbox and coke you want me to bring you?" :banghead:

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Specializes in Peds/outpatient FP,derm,allergy/private duty.

There are some really weird dog avatars on this forum. If you are reading this and have a dog avatar, yours isn't one of them. What's up with all the weird eyes? Like the owl. Freaks me out. I think it's related to the Gremlins.

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I think nursel's been "wasting" some ETOH.... :)

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Specializes in Peds/outpatient FP,derm,allergy/private duty.

Nah. My core belief that one thing should logically follow from another was broken over at SushiJoes's Place. :)

But what the heck, let's toss one back for RANDOM! :cheers:

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