Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED - page 16

Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE! Fomite is my new favorite word because it... Read More

  1. by   Merlyn
    If a resident falls in the woods and there is no one to hear him, can we still sell his brain to Dr. Frankenstein?

    If an old fool like me sees a beautiful nurse walk by can I sing 'Memories' out loud?

    Does the Wolf man need a Flea Collar?

    Back in the 60's, why didn't I say no to Drugs?

    Why is my Psychiatrist suicidal?
  2. by   GitanoRN
    Quote from hygiene queen
    i got a phone call from admissions:

    "are you having a female discharge today?"

    here i am at my office as the front desk clerk informs me that my next appointment is running a little late...so i decided to checkout this forum and the one that makes me lol is yours... you're so wrong now i have to compose myself in order to look concerned with the issue that this staff is bringing to my attention, plus having to keep a straight face
  3. by   wooh
    At work, I can get onto allnurses, but not into the allnurses breakroom, thus proving, work refuses to allow me a break!
  4. by   BostonTerrierLoverRN
    Where are the strange dog avatars? Lol! Hahaha
  5. by   nursel56
    I love this thread. The silly randomness turns that frown upside down in no time.
  6. by   BostonTerrierLoverRN
    I make a hand washing thread, and the nursing gods give ME a stomach virus? What? Really?
  7. by   Do-over
    Quote from BostonTerrierLoverRN
    I make a hand washing thread, and the nursing gods give ME a stomach virus? What? Really?
    That crap (sorry for the pun) has been going around up here with a vengeance!
  8. by   teeniebert
    Quote from Do-over
    That crap (sorry for the pun) has been going around up here with a vengeance!
    *snort*
  9. by   VivaLasViejas
    Hope everything comes out all right.......
  10. by   BostonTerrierLoverRN
    Oh yeah it was experience from both ends
  11. by   Ntheboat2
    On the psych unit I often think "oh my gosh....i'm just gonna kill myself."

    then remember half the patients are there for saying that out loud. well, at least i'm in the right place!
  12. by   BostonTerrierLoverRN
    If a man speaks in the middle of a forest, and no women is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
  13. by   jmdRN
    Quote from BostonTerrierLoverRN
    If a man speaks in the middle of a forest, and no women is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
    do you really need to ask that?! :lol:

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