Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED - pg.16 | allnurses

Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED - page 16

Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE! Fomite is my new favorite word because it... Read More

  1. Visit  Merlyn profile page
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    If a resident falls in the woods and there is no one to hear him, can we still sell his brain to Dr. Frankenstein?

    If an old fool like me sees a beautiful nurse walk by can I sing 'Memories' out loud?

    Does the Wolf man need a Flea Collar?

    Back in the 60's, why didn't I say no to Drugs?

    Why is my Psychiatrist suicidal?
  2. Visit  GitanoRN profile page
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    Quote from hygiene queen
    i got a phone call from admissions:

    "are you having a female discharge today?"

    here i am at my office as the front desk clerk informs me that my next appointment is running a little late...so i decided to checkout this forum and the one that makes me lol is yours... you're so wrong now i have to compose myself in order to look concerned with the issue that this staff is bringing to my attention, plus having to keep a straight face
    teeniebert, nursel56, and Merlyn like this.
  3. Visit  wooh profile page
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    At work, I can get onto allnurses, but not into the allnurses breakroom, thus proving, work refuses to allow me a break!
  4. Visit  BostonTerrierLoverRN profile page
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    Where are the strange dog avatars? Lol! Hahaha
  5. Visit  nursel56 profile page
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    I love this thread. The silly randomness turns that frown upside down in no time.
    BostonTerrierLoverRN likes this.
  6. Visit  BostonTerrierLoverRN profile page
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    I make a hand washing thread, and the nursing gods give ME a stomach virus? What? Really?
    floridanurse1983 and Luckyyou like this.
  7. Visit  Do-over profile page
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    Quote from BostonTerrierLoverRN
    I make a hand washing thread, and the nursing gods give ME a stomach virus? What? Really?
    That crap (sorry for the pun) has been going around up here with a vengeance!
  8. Visit  teeniebert profile page
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    Quote from Do-over
    That crap (sorry for the pun) has been going around up here with a vengeance!
    *snort*
  9. Visit  VivaLasViejas profile page
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    Hope everything comes out all right.......
  10. Visit  BostonTerrierLoverRN profile page
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    Oh yeah it was experience from both ends
  11. Visit  Ntheboat2 profile page
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    On the psych unit I often think "oh my gosh....i'm just gonna kill myself."

    then remember half the patients are there for saying that out loud. well, at least i'm in the right place!
    maelstrom143, kp1987, RookieRoo, and 11 others like this.
  12. Visit  BostonTerrierLoverRN profile page
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    If a man speaks in the middle of a forest, and no women is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
    RookieRoo, floridanurse1983, rubato, and 1 other like this.
  13. Visit  jmdRN profile page
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    Quote from BostonTerrierLoverRN
    If a man speaks in the middle of a forest, and no women is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
    do you really need to ask that?! :lol:
    A&Ox6, RookieRoo, rubato, and 2 others like this.


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