Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED - page 16

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Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE! Fomite is my new favorite word because it... Read More

  1. by Merlyn
    May 17, '12
    If a resident falls in the woods and there is no one to hear him, can we still sell his brain to Dr. Frankenstein?

    If an old fool like me sees a beautiful nurse walk by can I sing 'Memories' out loud?

    Does the Wolf man need a Flea Collar?

    Back in the 60's, why didn't I say no to Drugs?

    Why is my Psychiatrist suicidal?
  2. by GitanoRN
    May 18, '12
    Quote from hygiene queen
    i got a phone call from admissions:

    "are you having a female discharge today?"

    here i am at my office as the front desk clerk informs me that my next appointment is running a little late...so i decided to checkout this forum and the one that makes me lol is yours... you're so wrong now i have to compose myself in order to look concerned with the issue that this staff is bringing to my attention, plus having to keep a straight face
  3. by wooh
    May 19, '12
    At work, I can get onto allnurses, but not into the allnurses breakroom, thus proving, work refuses to allow me a break!
  4. by BostonTerrierLoverRN
    Nov 20, '12
    Where are the strange dog avatars? Lol! Hahaha
  5. by nursel56
    Nov 20, '12
    I love this thread. The silly randomness turns that frown upside down in no time.
  6. by BostonTerrierLoverRN
    Nov 20, '12
    I make a hand washing thread, and the nursing gods give ME a stomach virus? What? Really?
  7. by Do-over
    Nov 20, '12
    Quote from BostonTerrierLoverRN
    I make a hand washing thread, and the nursing gods give ME a stomach virus? What? Really?
    That crap (sorry for the pun) has been going around up here with a vengeance!
  8. by teeniebert
    Nov 22, '12
    Quote from Do-over
    That crap (sorry for the pun) has been going around up here with a vengeance!
    *snort*
  9. by VivaLasViejas
    Nov 22, '12
    Hope everything comes out all right.......
  10. by BostonTerrierLoverRN
    Nov 22, '12
    Oh yeah it was experience from both ends
  11. by Ntheboat2
    Nov 22, '12
    On the psych unit I often think "oh my gosh....i'm just gonna kill myself."

    then remember half the patients are there for saying that out loud. well, at least i'm in the right place!
  12. by BostonTerrierLoverRN
    Nov 22, '12
    If a man speaks in the middle of a forest, and no women is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
  13. by jmdRN
    Nov 23, '12
    Quote from BostonTerrierLoverRN
    If a man speaks in the middle of a forest, and no women is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
    do you really need to ask that?! :lol:

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