Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED - page 16

Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE! Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.... Read More

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    The "H" does not stand for Hotel.
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    I have, on occasion, felt some mild chest pain at work. I'm sure it's nothing.

    maelstrom143, GerberaDaisy, RN19, and 6 others like this.
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    I wonder which is more dangerous: a scrub wearing nurse drinking in a bar after work or a scrub wearing nurse drinking in a bar before work....
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    "Bet you won't run from a police dog again."
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    Sir, I understand that you need to poop, however we are trying to determine if you've had a stroke so can we just get to CT already?

    (this after 30 minutes on and off the bedpan with minimal results)
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    Quote from BostonTerrierLoverRN

    I am going to have to borrow a Depend's pad from my grandmother to read this thread I can tell now.
    I hope you don't mean you are going to give it back to her when you are done laughing! Ha ha!!
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    Just found one more flaw in southern dialect, we "borrow" everything! toilet paper, light bulbs, pens, . . .and "fixing to. . ."You would be surprised how many onions I have borrowed and never returned, thank god huh?
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    Yeah......"Can I borrow some of your potato chips? I'll give 'em back when I'm done with 'em." Hahahaha!!!
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    I was leaving a message for a Dr. about one of his patients and I started the name off with Z as in Xylophone. Needless to say, I was very glad that the answering service that was doing the transcribing called me back to clarify.

    Me: Oh Dear, did I really say that?
    Him: Yeah, you did.

    Let's just say it was Residents 1, Nurse 0, for this night.
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    Quote from Do-over
    Strangely, I've had that old Men At Work song stuck in my head lately...

    Everytime I see Vegemite (the do actually sell it at Meijers), I am really intrigued (have been since the 80s probably when that song came out). I am SO curious about how it tastes...

    I mean, I love peanut butter or nutella on my toast. Can something called Vegemite really compare?
    I found it here in Albuquerque under the name Marmite.
    Last edit by heron on Mar 25, '12 : Reason: shortened

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