Pick Up Lines!! - page 3

We have ALL heard them.....what are some that you wish you REALLY hadn't heard?? ALL of them? what was the one that convinced you to say, "I do" ~Trisha My love for you is like diarrhea. I... Read More

  1. by   NurseLKY
    That shirt is very becoming on you but I would also be coming if I was on you.
  2. by   l.rae
    "My name spelled backwards is Y-NOT"........so I married him........10 years ago..........(true story)




    LR
  3. by   rdhdnrs
    betts,
    Congratulations, you're a lucky gal, and your husband is lucky too!!!
  4. by   cmggriff
    Here is one I used with some limited sucess. It is visual but I will try to describe. An attractive woman walks into a crowded room and is apparently looking for a seat. I said "Looking for a place to sit?" I tilted my head back so I was looking at the ceiling and began brushing at my face with both hands saying "Here I'll clean you off a spot." Gary
  5. by   heartmender
    You must have a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
  6. by   live4today
    After chatting with a man for a brief time, I ask "Sooooooo...are you married?"

    Man says: "We're separated right now."

    I say: "When, since this morning?" :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

    You'd be surprised how many married men cop that "We're separated" jive when they are trying to pick up a woman in a club. I can smell a married man a mile away.
  7. by   happystar
    what about this:
    your father must have been a theft. He stole all the stars from the night and put them into your eyes.
  8. by   rebelwaclause
    My "Everything bigger than life" middle aged (crisis) Uncle would approach women and say..."You gonna hurt someone with that ole shotgun"

    I constantly reminded him he wasn't Elmer Fudd as I passed him a pen and piece of paper for the phone numbers. I can't beleive it worked 99% of the time!
  9. by   fergus51
    What f*%ks like a tiger and winks? (said while winking)
  10. by   LasVegasRN
    Guy: "You must be gravy!"

    Me: "Huh??"

    Guy: "Cuz I want to sop you up like a biscuit!"

  11. by   studentOH
    Margaret Cho's is my favourite: "I just walk up to the guy, get real close, and say 'STICK IT IN!'"

    Brian
  12. by   Love-A-Nurse
    "don't i know you from somewhere?"


    "you look so familiar?"



  13. by   JailRN
    The one my brother uses. "Have dinner with me."
    "I can't-I have a boyfriend"
    "I didn't ask you to marry me, I just asked you to have dinner with me."

    I swear, it works. That, plus, he's a GQ type. drives a new porsche. and looks good in anything he wears. (Looks were not genetic in our family-I got the brains.)

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