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Hello out there in Radioland, Babies! This is Dr. Johnny Fever on "Ask Dr. Fever"!

No, I'm not a real doctor and I didn't even play one on TV, but I'm here to answer all your medical questions!

Yes, it is against the TOS here on AN.com to give out medical advice, but I am not really going to give medical advice! Because...

This thread is for entertainment purposes only!

So, if you have a real medical question, seek advice from your personal professional caregiver!

Okay Babies! Let's take our first caller!

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Got it - one of my former patients did a caricature of me can you do anything with this ?

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Specializes in Cardiology, School Nursing, General.
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Just wanted to point out that these nurses are from Silent Hill, a video game. The nurses are enemies to the protagonist, because all the enemies are based on psychological representations of him.
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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Just wanted to point out that these nurses are from Silent Hill, a video game. The nurses are enemies to the protagonist, because all the enemies are based on psychological representations of him.

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Specializes in Hematology-oncology.

Dear Dr. Fever,

In the last week in Ohio, it's been 28 degrees and snowing one day, and 71 degrees on another. Could you please tell me if Mother Nature has Alzheimer's?

I'm very confused, and never have the appropriate garb at the end of my shift. Thanks,

Buckeye.nurse

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Dear Dr. Fever,

In the last week in Ohio, it's been 28 degrees and snowing one day, and 71 degrees on another. Could you please tell me if Mother Nature has Alzheimer's?

I'm very confused, and never have the appropriate garb at the end of my shift. Thanks,

Buckeye.nurse

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Specializes in Hospice.

Dr. Fever, why is it that the very picky patient who takes 15 minutes to get comfortable in bed and the pillows just right, has to use the bathroom 5 minutes after you make them comfortable?

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Dr. Fever, why is it that the very picky patient who takes 15 minutes to get comfortable in bed and the pillows just right, has to use the bathroom 5 minutes after you make them comfortable?

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Specializes in med/surg, psych, public health.

Dr. Fever,

Do you find conversations between brain surgeons and anesthesiologist's mind numbing?

:confused:

Thank you,

Mizfradd

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Specializes in ICU; Telephone Triage Nurse.

Dr. Fever - I had a dream we were both smoking pot in the nurse's station. What do you think that means????? :down: :woot: :laugh:

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Dr. Fever,

Do you find conversations between brain surgeons and anesthesiologist's mind numbing?

:confused:

Thank you,

Mizfradd

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Dr. Fever - I had a dream we were both smoking pot in the nurse's station. What do you think that means????? :down: :woot: :laugh:

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Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

Dr. Fever. You know how TV, newspaper or 'net reporters refer to 'area man' or 'area woman' doing so-and-so? Do area men buy area rugs?

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