Ask Dr. Fever

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Hello out there in Radioland, Babies! This is Dr. Johnny Fever on "Ask Dr. Fever"!

No, I'm not a real doctor and I didn't even play one on TV, but I'm here to answer all your medical questions!

Yes, it is against the TOS here on AN.com to give out medical advice, but I am not really going to give medical advice! Because...

This thread is for entertainment purposes only!

So, if you have a real medical question, seek advice from your personal professional caregiver!

Okay Babies! Let's take our first caller!

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Dr. Fever. You know how TV, newspaper or 'net reporters refer to 'area man' or 'area woman' doing so-and-so? Do area men buy area rugs?

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Specializes in critical care, ER,ICU, CVSURG, CCU.

Dr Fever, I sorta semi retire first week Jan. 2018...

I'm already bored.....just because I will be 69yr, next month and have been RN 45.5 years, and still have a little " game" .??? What do you think I should do? BI ask Rex my abbysinian cat....he says I was happier when working...

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Specializes in ICU; Telephone Triage Nurse.

Hi Dr. Fever - thanks for taking my call! I don't want to work - I just want to bang on this drum all day. Any advice?

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
What do you think I should do?

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
I don't want to work - I just want to bang on this drum all day. Any advice?

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Specializes in ICU; Telephone Triage Nurse.
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I'd pay a dollar to hear those thoughts!

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Why is everything I hold dear like drinking, smoking, eating all the wrong foods and promiscuity bad for you?

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
I'd pay a dollar to hear those thoughts!

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Why is everything I hold dear like drinking, smoking, eating all the wrong foods and promiscuity bad for you?

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From what I've read of Ben Franklin the last place he would look for a piece of tail would be from the woman he was married to

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
From what I've read of Ben Franklin the last place he would look for a piece of tail would be from the woman he was married to

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I read a biography of him years ago & the historian called him "the first rock star". When he went over to France during the Revolution to get the French to side with us he put on this carny show of being a frontiersman. Of course this was utter BS but played it up to include the coon skin hat. The French ladies were apparently lined up to snuggle up with Ben who was Ancient for the times. Apparently he was quite the rage & the coon skin cap was the origins of rich women wearing animal skins. You can say that Ben was one of the founding fathers of the country & the mink coat to boot

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