Ask Dr. Fever

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Hello out there in Radioland, Babies! This is Dr. Johnny Fever on "Ask Dr. Fever"!

No, I'm not a real doctor and I didn't even play one on TV, but I'm here to answer all your medical questions!

Yes, it is against the TOS here on AN.com to give out medical advice, but I am not really going to give medical advice! Because...

This thread is for entertainment purposes only!

So, if you have a real medical question, seek advice from your personal professional caregiver!

Okay Babies! Let's take our first caller!

Specializes in Adult MICU/SICU.

Hey Dr. Fever - if two trains leave Chicago loaded with cargo, one headed for the West coast, and one for Canada ... what is the name of the engineer's?

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
the historian called him "the first rock star"

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Hey Dr. Fever - if two trains leave Chicago loaded with cargo, one headed for the West coast, and one for Canada ... what is the name of the engineer's?

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Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

Suspicious minds would say that the engineer was seen crying in the chapel, and later in the ghetto, but he was such a hound dog, according to his little sister, that he rebounded to become that hunka hunka burnin' love that he always had been. But oh yeah - what was his name again?

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Suspicious minds would say that the engineer was seen crying in the chapel, and later in the ghetto, but he was such a hound dog, according to his little sister, that he rebounded to become that hunka hunka burnin' love that he always had been. But oh yeah - what was his name again?

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Specializes in critical care, ER,ICU, CVSURG, CCU.

Ok, Rex told me seek part time work, maybe in Hospice.....

After all his non GMO, organic cat food is pricey

Specializes in Cardiology, School Nursing, General.
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With John Travolta in it? Almost anything can have a disco feel in it. Especially psychopathic figments of imagination killer nurses.

Specializes in LTC, Rehab.
Ok, Rex told me seek part time work, maybe in Hospice.....

After all his non GMO, organic cat food is pricey

Well, you have to do what Rex says, right? Bob and Gigi (cats, and siblings) tell me what to do all the time at work. They're some of my most-demanding residents. :^)

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Ok, Rex told me seek part time work, maybe in Hospice.....

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
With John Travolta in it? Almost anything can have a disco feel in it.

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Davey Do:

Personal question on the air!!! Are you the guy in the Billy Joel song when he sang

"talkin with Davey who's still in the navy?"

Was it you kissing the nurse in times square after the war?

Did that relationship lead to your long career in nursing?

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
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