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Hello out there in Radioland, Babies! This is Dr. Johnny Fever on "Ask Dr. Fever"!

No, I'm not a real doctor and I didn't even play one on TV, but I'm here to answer all your medical questions!

Yes, it is against the TOS here on AN.com to give out medical advice, but I am not really going to give medical advice! Because...

This thread is for entertainment purposes only!

So, if you have a real medical question, seek advice from your personal professional caregiver!

Okay Babies! Let's take our first caller!

Specializes in critical care, ER,ICU, CVSURG, CCU.

Happy,

I've got some 70moving boxes to unpack from a recent move....

Would that helping for your (boxing exercise)?....... But my money is on martial arts.....

Specializes in Psych, Addictions, SOL (Student of Life).
Happy,

I've got some 70moving boxes to unpack from a recent move....

Would that helping for your (boxing exercise)?....... But my money is on martial arts.....

I am doing martial arts - I had told my sixteen Y/O man cub that I wanted to do something fun with him and he suggested kick boxing. Have I mentioned he has a black belt in Muay Thia? He gave me my first lesson on Saturday and I had sweat and snot flying every which way. So much for taking it easy on an old (55) lady!

Hppy

Specializes in critical care, ER,ICU, CVSURG, CCU.
I am doing martial arts - I had told my sixteen Y/O man cub that I wanted to do something fun with him and he suggested kick boxing. Have I mentioned he has a black belt in Muay Thia? He gave me my first lesson on Saturday and I had sweat and snot flying every which way. So much for taking it easy on an old (55) lady!

Hppy

In the early 90's I took lessons for martial arts, but quit after six weeks as I would be so sore the next day....a year later, while walking to the corner store for a soda, wearing a 24K gold cleopatra necklace, this dude facing me reached for my necklace, I did not think to do what I did, a chuck Norris round house kick and he was on the sidewalk.....saying crazy lady I was just funning, in my best imitation of the Exorist, I growled, " was not the thing to do"

there is no telling what Dr Fever will do with this dialog....... But the outcome is sorta his arena, the guy gets up, walks about 20ft., turns and starts running at me, I dart into the store, as I had already done more than I knew I could, clerk calls Houston police, they had a substation near...... Poor guy schiz, off Meds picked fight with Houston Cops....

Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

Dr. Fever, isn't it true that the answer to 'do I need an incontinence brief?' almost always 'It Depends'?

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

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Specializes in Private Duty Pediatrics.

Dear Dr. Fever, do wrinkles hurt?

Specializes in critical care, ER,ICU, CVSURG, CCU.

I'll answer Kitijer, for Dr Fever, with my own evidence based research,

My wrinkles, hurts my use to be youthful appearance ))grins((

Specializes in Private Duty Pediatrics.

Hi, Sally; yeah, wrinkles hurt my youthful appearance, too. But I tell people that at least I'M SPRY!

Dr. Fever, I've discovered that wrinkles are hereditary (parents get them from their children).

Smile often when young

That way the wrinkles will be

In the right places

So its true!!! All my problems are the fault of my boys. I'm going to track them down and kill them immediately

Specializes in Private Duty Pediatrics.
So its true!!! All my problems are the fault of my boys. I'm going to track them down and kill them immediately

That'll just give you more wrinkles. :rolleyes:

Drats!!! Foiled again Penelope Pitstop!!!

Specializes in critical care, ER,ICU, CVSURG, CCU.

Ssssuuuuushhhhhh, do you all realize we have hi-jacked dr. Fevers thread.....

There will be hades to pay......

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