Ask Dr. Fever

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Hello out there in Radioland, Babies! This is Dr. Johnny Fever on "Ask Dr. Fever"!

No, I'm not a real doctor and I didn't even play one on TV, but I'm here to answer all your medical questions!

Yes, it is against the TOS here on AN.com to give out medical advice, but I am not really going to give medical advice! Because...

This thread is for entertainment purposes only!

So, if you have a real medical question, seek advice from your personal professional caregiver!

Okay Babies! Let's take our first caller!

No way!!! Dr Fever is the man!!!!

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Specializes in Private Duty Pediatrics.
No way!!! Dr Fever is the man!!!!

I was hoping that Dr. Fever could tell us how to make the wrinkles stop hurting. :(

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Specializes in critical care, ER,ICU, CVSURG, CCU.

DR Fever, please check out a post in general nursing, something along the lines, " help with bON" investigation......certainly not the normal.....thanks in advance

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Specializes in Med/Surge, Psych, LTC, Home Health.

Dr Fever hi my name is NuNurse21 I just gotmy RN degree few

months back bout 13 months or so and still cant pass NCLEX

its been 6 tries now can you help thx.

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Specializes in LTC, Rehab.
Dr Fever hi my name is NuNurse21 I just gotmy RN degree few

months back bout 13 months or so and still cant pass NCLEX

its been 6 tries now can you help thx.

NuNurse21, I'm new too - GnuGnurse007 is what I go by sometimes - I'm one of Dr. Fever's assistants, and after having numerous NCLEX problems myself, I went to www.buynclexpassnoproblem.com, based in Kazhakstan, I think (but who cares, right?), and after a helpful complimentary payment to the site (site suggests 'whatever you can afford'), I found out I'd suddenly passed.

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Dr Fever hi my name is NuNurse21 I just gotmy RN degree few months back bout 13 months or so and still cant pass NCLEX

its been 6 tries now can you help thx.

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Dear Dr. Fever, do wrinkles hurt?

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Specializes in ambulant care.
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Not only iron ---

Filling them up with asphalt is also a bad idea :

It burns and smells pretty bad.

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Specializes in critical care, ER,ICU, CVSURG, CCU.
Not only iron ---

Filling them up with asphalt is also a bad idea :

It burns and smells pretty bad.[/quote

I think I spy a fiesta coffee mug on your desk Dr.Fever

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Not only iron ---

Filling them up with asphalt is also a bad idea :

It burns and smells pretty bad.

I think I spy a fiesta coffee mug on your desk Dr.Fever

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Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

"At HQAP, our motto is 'fix your mug and get a mug'".

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
"At HQAP, our motto is 'fix your mug and get a mug'".

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