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Hello out there in Radioland, Babies! This is Dr. Johnny Fever on "Ask Dr. Fever"!

No, I'm not a real doctor and I didn't even play one on TV, but I'm here to answer all your medical questions!

Yes, it is against the TOS here on AN.com to give out medical advice, but I am not really going to give medical advice! Because...

This thread is for entertainment purposes only!

So, if you have a real medical question, seek advice from your personal professional caregiver!

Okay Babies! Let's take our first caller!

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

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Specializes in Med/Surge, Psych, LTC, Home Health.

Dr Fever, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll

center of a Tootsie Pop?

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Dr Fever, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll

center of a Tootsie Pop?

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Specializes in Psych, Addictions, SOL (Student of Life).

I know I am responsible for my own happiness - but every time I have a hard day and I read your posts I just smile a laugh.

Thanks

Hppy

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Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

Dr. Fever,

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp

Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong

Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop

Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?

I know, so many questions. But...

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
I know I am responsible for my own happiness - but every time I have a hard day and I read your posts I just smile a laugh.

Thanks

Hppy

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Dr. Fever,

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp

Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong

Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop

Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?

I know, so many questions. But...

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Specializes in Psych, Addictions, SOL (Student of Life).
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I'll pick it up later today

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
I'll pick it up later today

You can go to the Avatar Thread or here it is!

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Specializes in Private Duty Pediatrics.

Dr. Fever,

I think I'm allergic to caffeine. I get this stabbing headache every time I drink coffee.

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Specializes in Psych, Addictions, SOL (Student of Life).
You can go to the Avatar Thread or here it is!

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Got it - one of my former patients did a caricature of me can you do anything with this

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Dr. Fever,

I think I'm allergic to caffeine. I get this stabbing headache every time I drink coffee.

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