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Hello out there in Radioland, Babies! This is Dr. Johnny Fever on "Ask Dr. Fever"!
No, I'm not a real doctor and I didn't even play one on TV, but I'm here to answer all your medical questions!
Yes, it is against the TOS here on AN.com to give out medical advice, but I am not really going to give medical advice! Because...
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Ahh, now I remember. "Pump Up the Cuff" wasn't disco, but was actually a forgotten B-side from the Yeastie Boys. It was the flip side of "(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Potty!)", which was a big hit in all types of medical facilities. But here are those so-so B-side lyrics:
Well if they're just admitted
Don't think that they're dimwitted
If they're in their bed
And definitely not dead
Pump up the cuff!
Pump up the cuff!
If they're light-headed
Or not feeling so hot
If they're feelin' shredded
Or whatever it is they've got
Pump up the cuff!
Pump up the cuff!
If their face is red
No matter WHAT they said
It could be their tummy
Or maybe that chest feelin' funny
Pump up the cuff!
Pump up the cuff!
‘cause you gotta check the pressure
Even if that cat is Cheshire
‘cause too-high pressure ain't good
No matter what your ‘hood
Pump up the cuff!
Pump up the cuff!
Pump up the cuff, y'all,
Pump up the cuff!
Amethya
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Dr. Fever, My students complain of headaches all the time, what do I do?