You've got a what up/in your what??? - page 3

OK, Mario's thread about cheese, and Zhakrin's coke bottle post made me think up this one for fun. We've all had them, or heard about them. What is the most interesting thing you have had a person... Read More

  1. by   hoolahan
    Oh man, that rotten.com is a sick place....yet I was strangely fascinated!!

    Zhak: I think both the potato and the jelly jar came out of the same butt!! There was a pic of the doc showing one in each hand. Can you imagine????
  2. by   mario_ragucci
    this thread has become much more fun too read. Thank you!
  3. by   hpyrn
    I have heard tell of live hampsters----owwwwwwwww
  4. by   semstr
    working in the OR, saw a few "nice" things.
    First the 6 year old boy, who put a flower-wire through his urethra up his bladder and couldn't pull it out any more ( we took the 1 meter out!!)

    Then the woman always being treated for U-tract infections, until her doctor found it was time to do a cystosopie and we found lots of little wax balls in her bladder. (afterwards she "confessed" doing "it" with candles and putting them in the "wrong" hole in search of her U-point)

    And finally the guy who came in bleeding like a ........... yeah what!
    He put his penis into the back of one of those old vacuum-cleaners!!
    Well. he won't be able to have a leak while standing!!

    And the usual bottle (not necessarily coke, we've got local bottles too) and peanuts, raisins and beans.

    Take care, Renee
  5. by   rjlrn95
    Local ER stories- Gerbils and hamsters common, then the hose in the rectum and various bottles for the females but the best was the chick who stuffed a bag of Lortab in her vagina just as she was to be arrested for street sales and -- you guessed it, the police wanted them bagged and tagged for evidence when they were removed--ickkkkk.

    Also on the same night (full moon) a woman brought in by ems because the dog was stuck--yes, dog.
    Seems the lady was separated for a couple of yrs and thought the dog could help her out but, she was ignorant of the "stuck for awhile after" physio' of dogs and called 911. My sympathies were for the dog.
  6. by   hoolahan
    rj....ewwwwwww...you mean what I think you mean?
    I say again Eeeeewwwwwwwwww! :chuckle YOu guys must get a real education in the ER, who knew??
  7. by   burger914
    Hogan UGHHHHH!!!
    I've been to that sight before...but must have missed those pics. Thank you very much for bringing them to my attention. LOL....What are these people thinking??? Hellooo!!:imbar
  8. by   wildhoney
    Interesting. I can actually understand the pepsi bottle but...

    How about a 'light bulb' broken in someone's rectum.

    It completely ruined his Sat. afternoon.
  9. by   night owl
    No more concord grape jelly for me! What the h*ll was this guy thinking for Chr!$t's sake??????????????? ughhhhhhhhhh!
    My son intoduced me to this site awhile back...He said, "Hey ma, check this out..." and showed me a picture of Chris Farley dead out on the floor (and other photos) I almost lost it all over the computer. They had to be the sickest pics I've ever seen.

    Had a pt once whose son brought him in some of those dried dates and caught him sticking them up his butt. I had to ask him why and he said, "They help my constipation!" Do you believe it??? I'm thinking, "Why don't I just put them in a blender, turn it on to puree, add alittle water and we could give you a date enema???" sheesh What makes people do what they do??? Are they really that clueless???
  10. by   zumalong
    Worked on urology floor for many years. Worst case--young male who stuck a tire gauge up his urethra (there is some area in there that when touched leads to instant orgasim--can't remember the name) anyway he came and the tire gauge was whisked away to his bladder. (he forgot that the end result is much smaller than the act itself) Ended up perf his bladder. Messy Messy.

    Another time I admitted an older man who was a farmer. He told me he came in with a kidney stone. One of his friends told him to stick a straw in the urethra to help stone pass. He promptly placed a piece of straw from the barn--it became stuck an lead to a nasty cellulitis. (I believe his "friend" meant a drinking straw)
  11. by   shodobe
    How about two cucumbers and a wax dildo! Also a replica of a Coleman latern or the metal mousse hairspray can.I still have photos of them and they do make you wonder. Mike
  12. by   dstout-rn
    Oh I forgot this one, a twelve year old boy with a flash light in his rectum. Seems no one told him to not shove it in ALL the way. The xray was neat you could see the batteries and the spring inside. Of course this had to happen on Christmas eve.
  13. by   kids
    Originally posted by OBNURSEHEATHER


    Hey, I visit Rotten often for the strange and unusual.

    Heather
    I have it bookmarked in my favorites

    -nancy

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