OK, Mario's thread about cheese, and Zhakrin's coke bottle post made me think up this one for fun. We've all had them, or heard about them. What is the most interesting thing you have had a person insert into an orifice, on pupose (forget the moldy baloney sandwiches between fat folds.)
I would imagine ER and OR/PACU nurses deal with this the most. My ER nurse friend told me this one. On survelience camera, they saw a woman come in with a large blanket wrapped wrapped around herself. They were naturally curious, when they got her inside, she opened the blanket to show her nipple caught between her boyfriend's teeth!
One anesthesilogist said on his ER rotation in med school, they had a guy come in with the John Travolta spandex flare pants. They were so tight, they could not get them off, and he had arrested. They cut off the pants and found a huge salami taped to his leg.
My only personal PACU story is having to go in on call for a guy who got hamburger tongs stuck up his butt. Another PACU nurse said he favorite was a jean nate bottle.
Maybe this is common, but not to me.A lady keeping her gyn appointment, only thing was that the doctor kept pulling out condoms before he could examine her. Can you not know they are there? I was more embarressed than the patient
First the 6 year old boy, who put a flower-wire through his urethra up his bladder and couldn't pull it out any more ( we took the 1 meter out!!)
Then the woman always being treated for U-tract infections, until her doctor found it was time to do a cystosopie and we found lots of little wax balls in her bladder. (afterwards she "confessed" doing "it" with candles and putting them in the "wrong" hole in search of her U-point)
And finally the guy who came in bleeding like a ........... yeah what!
He put his member into the back of one of those old vacuum-cleaners!!
Well. he won't be able to have a leak while standing!!
And the usual bottle (not necessarily coke, we've got local bottles too) and peanuts, raisins and beans.
Local ER stories- Gerbils and hamsters common, then the hose in the rectum and various bottles for the females but the best was the chick who stuffed a bag of Lortab in her lady parts just as she was to be arrested for street sales and -- you guessed it, the police wanted them bagged and tagged for evidence when they were removed--ickkkkk.
Also on the same night (full moon) a woman brought in by ems because the dog was stuck--yes, dog.
Seems the lady was separated for a couple of yrs and thought the dog could help her out but, she was ignorant of the "stuck for awhile after" physio' of dogs and called 911. My sympathies were for the dog.
I've been to that sight before...but must have missed those pics. Thank you very much for bringing them to my attention. LOL....What are these people thinking??? Hellooo!!:imbar
No more concord grape jelly for me! What the h*ll was this guy thinking for Chr!$t's sake??????????????? ughhhhhhhhhh!
My son intoduced me to this site awhile back...He said, "Hey ma, check this out..." and showed me a picture of Chris Farley dead out on the floor (and other photos) I almost lost it all over the computer. They had to be the sickest pics I've ever seen.
Had a pt once whose son brought him in some of those dried dates and caught him sticking them up his butt. I had to ask him why and he said, "They help my constipation!" Do you believe it??? I'm thinking, "Why don't I just put them in a blender, turn it on to puree, add alittle water and we could give you a date enema???" sheesh What makes people do what they do??? Are they really that clueless???
Worked on urology floor for many years. Worst case--young male who stuck a tire gauge up his urethra (there is some area in there that when touched leads to instant orgasim--can't remember the name) anyway he came and the tire gauge was whisked away to his bladder. (he forgot that the end result is much smaller than the act itself) Ended up perf his bladder. Messy Messy.
Another time I admitted an older man who was a farmer. He told me he came in with a kidney stone. One of his friends told him to stick a straw in the urethra to help stone pass. He promptly placed a piece of straw from the barn--it became stuck an lead to a nasty cellulitis. (I believe his "friend" meant a drinking straw)
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Hey, I visit Rotten often for the strange and unusual.
Heather