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Oct 20, '01You might be a nurse if...........
you can go all day without going to the bathroom or getting a drink!
Oct 20, '01THese are wonderful!
You know your a nurse when.....
You insist on keeping track of your family members bowel movements......the state does frown upon impaction.
Oct 20, '01..you get urinary tract infection often...due to prolong holding of your bladder...what do you think about the bladder with the size of a footbal field.....lol .....and also not taking much fluids .
Oct 21, '01Originally posted by kday
Do any of you guys ever start calculating the volume of urine to document after YOU pee???
Just a reflex sometimes....aaaaaaaaaaccccccckkkkkkk!!!
Hate it when I do that....
Oct 21, '01Not only do i calculate the volume, but check out the color and appearence !!!! Would do the Ph and specific gravity if i had the equipment !!!!!!!!!!! LOL,
Oct 21, '01You can't watch a medical TV show meant for entertainment without analyzing it and saying,
"Oh yea right"
Oct 21, '01That is so true KayCee. My husband says i can,t have a general conversation without analyzing it !!!!!! OCCUPATIONAL HAZZARD
Jan 10, '02If you sniff urine . . .
if ER is on your "must watch" list . . .
if total strangers feel compelled to share their health history with you in the grocery line . . .
Jan 10, '02i must say everyone, these are so VERY Funny...lol
...IF you have ever considered putting a FOLEY in all of your family members during a long road trip....lol
Jan 10, '02You might be a nurse if...
your medicine cabinet at home looks like the med room at work.
you stitch up your own kids.
you triage your family & friends over the phone.
you want a Foley for yourself on those 12-16h shifts
Jan 10, '02If your children are crying in another room and you don't want to hear about it unless there is active bleeding or broken bones.