you might be a nurse

nur20 · Oct 20, 2001

I don't quite know the logistics of rating a thread or who does it, but thanks to you who did. My best thread ever !!!!!!!!!!!

WashYaHands · Oct 20, 2001

You can write a book titled, "101 ways to use Kelly Clamps"

Linda

P_RN, ADN, RN · Oct 21, 2001

If you have used hemostats instead of clothespins.

Finding the charcoal does not mean Bar-B-Cue.

Doctor's handwriting no longer looks as if it belongs in a chicken house.

Tape fixes ALL things.

morghan · Oct 21, 2001

You might be a nurse if...........

you can go all day without going to the bathroom or getting a drink!

HA HA:eek:

PsychRN

Sundowner · Oct 21, 2001

THese are wonderful!

You know your a nurse when.....

You insist on keeping track of your family members bowel movements......the state does frown upon impaction.

jayna, RN · Oct 21, 2001

..you get urinary tract infection often...due to prolong holding of your bladder...what do you think about the bladder with the size of a footbal field.....lol .....and also not taking much fluids .

:D :D

3651bht · Oct 21, 2001

You hate to tell the new guy you just met that you are.

jayna, RN · Oct 21, 2001

..or he'll leave, instantly.. :D

nurs4kids · Oct 21, 2001

Originally posted by kday
Okay....

Do any of you guys ever start calculating the volume of urine to document after YOU pee???

Just a reflex sometimes....aaaaaaaaaaccccccckkkkkkk!!!

Hate it when I do that....

okay, kday, i missed this in nursing school??? How many cc's per second?? lol

nur20 · Oct 21, 2001

Not only do i calculate the volume, but check out the color and appearence !!!! Would do the Ph and specific gravity if i had the equipment !!!!!!!!!!! LOL, ;)

kaycee · Oct 21, 2001

You can't watch a medical TV show meant for entertainment without analyzing it and saying,

"Oh yea right"

nur20 · Oct 21, 2001

That is so true KayCee. My husband says i can,t have a general conversation without analyzing it !!!!!! OCCUPATIONAL HAZZARD