Nurses General Nursing
Published Sep 25, 2001
You Might Be A Nurse If........
OneChattyNurse
148 Posts
you can eat lunch and talk about the patient with the foul diarrhea, nasty urine, green sputum...you get the idea!!!
Shari
JennieBSN
350 Posts
Okay....
Do any of you guys ever start calculating the volume of urine to document after YOU pee???
Just a reflex sometimes....aaaaaaaaaaccccccckkkkkkk!!!
Hate it when I do that....
kaycee
518 Posts
You find yourself looking at stangers veins in line at the grocery store.
Originally posted by kaycee You find yourself looking at stangers veins in line at the grocery store.
LMAO!!! GUILTY!!! LOL!!!
semstr
577 Posts
....... you need a trunk for all the medicins, bandaids, syringes, needles you might need on your vacation, but a small bag is enough for your clothes.
nur20
270 Posts
originally posted by semstr ....... you need a trunk for all the medicins, bandaids, syringes, needles you might need on your vacation, but a small bag is enough for your clothes.
Enright
99 Posts
you have a bladder the size of a football field. Seriously.
mustangsally
13 Posts
...you judge how busy of day you are having by how long it is before you get a chance to go to the bathroom
...after growing up with a nurse for a mother you now understand why she was so anal about teaching you the importance of hospital corners on beds
...you are able to calmly give iv push compazine as the patient continually throws up while you are doing this
...you talk in a language all your own (oops did that before I was a nurse j/k
...you understand the importance of good handwashing
Tina in DC
4 Posts
You experience a minor anxiety attack whenever you hear the word "Quiet"...in any context...in any place
willie2001
108 Posts
majic65
47 Posts
----if there are at least 2 sets of "borrowed" unmatched scrubs in your closet that say "Property of ____" and that have vital signs and FHT's written all over them in ink.
-----If your Christmas Lights are put up on the eaves of your house with anesthesia tape--
----If your linen closet or bathroom vanity contains at least one full box of rubber gloves---
--If your extra bedroom is unusable becausde you are keeping all your nursing text books, "just in case"---
--If you get long-distance calls from your college kid, asking, "Mom, does it look lke its broken?"---
misti_z
375 Posts
original post by--majic65If your Christmas Lights are put up on the eaves of your house with anesthesia tape--
If your Christmas Lights are put up on the eaves of your house with anesthesia tape--
Actually wrapped a Christmas present last year with silk tape!!!
LMAO :)