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  1. Mar 16, '09 by 1776patriot
    I used to work on the GI/GU floor. I had this patient that had a colostomy in one quad of his abdomen and a large scar where he used to have another colostomy in another area of his abdomen. Come to find out later that he had the first appliance because his anal sphincter was ruined from having sex and the first colostomy was ruined the same way.
  2. Mar 16, '09 by RN to Be 2010
    I agree c-diff is the worst smelling thing I have ever smelt. But I will say a GI bleed smells pretty ruff to
  3. Mar 16, '09 by meluhn
    Quote from phriedomRN
    Ugh, and I thought it was gross when we had a skinny little baby daddy volunteer the info that to *ahem* reach his g/f's nether regions, they had a broom at the bedside for the same purpose

    I dont really understand were the broomstick (or the 2x4 as the other poster mentioned) would be positioned without getting in the way.
  4. Mar 16, '09 by leslie :-D
    Quote from 1776patriot
    I used to work on the GI/GU floor. I had this patient that had a colostomy in one quad of his abdomen and a large scar where he used to have another colostomy in another area of his abdomen. Come to find out later that he had the first appliance because his anal sphincter was ruined from having sex and the first colostomy was ruined the same way.
    holy poop, batman.

    who'd he have sex with, king kong???

    and sex through a stoma???

    yowza.

    leslie
  5. Mar 16, '09 by meluhn
    I thought I had heard it all. That is just so sick.
  6. Mar 16, '09 by ozoneranger
    I once took care of a heroin addict that could hit her own veins when our best lab personnel couldn't. She would take a needle, dig around & hit blood every time. Freaked me out.
    I don't do needles, heck, my ears have NEVER been, and never will be pierced.
    Yet sticking other people doesn't bother me in the least.
  7. Mar 16, '09 by ozoneranger
    Quote from meluhn
    I thought I had heard it all. That is just so sick.

    I don't say "seen it/heard it all" anymore.
    Nope.
    Jinx.
    Every time.
  8. Mar 16, '09 by Jarnaes
    When I worked at the prison we had an inmate who charged BIG bucks for the use of his stoma. I guess in someone's twisted mind it didn't quite qualify as a gay event, so he found his niche in the prison sex industry.
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  9. Mar 16, '09 by ozoneranger
    Quote from Jarnaes
    When I worked at the prison we had an inmate who charged BIG bucks for the use of his stoma. I guess in someone's twisted mind it didn't quite qualify as a gay event, so he found his niche in the prison sex industry.
    And there it is.

    Just when you think it's safe to say "I've seen it all."


    When, where, how did they find the time, the place, to get away with this sort of thing?
  10. Mar 16, '09 by meluhn
    I am so freaked out. I almost cant take this thread anymore but its like a train wreck, I just cant stop looking.

    Didn't that hurt?(the stoma) It must have been quite bloody.
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